External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyDate: Within the last 6 months.
Cost: £100 for 30 mins .
Services: DFK, fingering, OW, penetration.
Location: Ground floor flat in a building on a quiet residential street less than 5mins walk from Pimlico tube.
Communication: Time and duration agreed by text during the day for an appointment later in the evening. I had to ask for the postcode.
SP: Incredible, amazing body, probably the best of any SP I've met.
The meeting: This is when things started to go downhill. Texted "Here" when I arrived at the postcode about a minute before the appointed time. No response. Then I asked for the exact address and she responded with the building number. I get there and see a number of buzzers and I ask for the flat number. Nicoly responds with a "?" I explain I'm at the door and get a "What?" As I'm typing to explain that I'm outside her door of her building and need to know her flat number, she sends another message to ask "Are you at the door?" to which I replied "Yes" and she responds with "If you're at the door, I'll open it". After the lock releases, I enter into pitch blackness and no idea of where I'm supposed to be going. As I move forwards tentatively, I hear the door to her flat open but not enough for any light to guide me but make it inside.
After introductions, I reconfirm my 30min booking and hand over the £100 and she immediately asks "Extras?" When I say no and she's visibly but briefly annoyed and I ask to take a shower.
Back in the room, I ask if it's ok to kiss and Nicoly explains no tongues as that's an extra but kissing is ok. So I move into to kiss, lips touch and she moves her head to the side. Ok, so I unhook her bra and find that her bolt-ons are pretty solid. She offers me her nipples and I suck on them but she is unresponsive. I glance up at her she's looking up at the ceiling probably thinking about her next workout. I ask her to lie on the bed and I explore her magnificent body but again she is utterly disinterested and unresponsive. I ask her to turn over and start rubbing / massaging her back and legs and which she surprisingly seems to enjoy.
After I while, I ask for a condom for oral and its pretty pathetic, holding the base and then bobbing head up and down occasionally licking the shaft to break the monotony. It's so bad that I'm struggling to go from not quite semi-hard to hard or even semi-hard but it's not happening. I'm not enjoying this at all and just want to get this over and done with and I ask to start in missionary but it takes a few attempts to enter her as I'm still not fully aroused. I somehow managed to find a rhythm and a little while into it, she stops and looks at her wrist. I stop and was about to ask if she's ok when she shakes her head and puts her arm down and it's then I realised, she's just checked a message on her smartphone
She has her eyes closed the whole time most probably to avoid looking at me and to be fair, I'm feeling the same way, I don't want to see her face either so I ask for doggy. Now I somewhere between semi and fully hard which is a physiological reaction as opposed to being sexually excited, am able to enter her first time and it's a magnificent view seeing her bum and toned back. I still haven't got my mojo but can thrust away for quite a while and in my head I'm trying to force myself over the line so I can end this this sub-par experience. Eventually I reach a weak and unsatisfying orgasm and Nicoly helps clean me up
I go to the bathroom to wash up, head back to the bedroom where we chat as I change.
Conclusion: Would I return? No. Superb body but no chemistry, no kissing and no oral technique.
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