This is one which almost broke my punting spirit. Down, but not out however.
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Being partial to very big tits I'd spotted, somewhere here on UKP, a mention that there was a black girl with large natural tits (FF) at Flair, a place I'd never visited before but with a decent long-standing reputation.
LOCATION - We all know that Dewsbury doesn't claim to be a Florence or a Cape Town. It's perched among the hills surrounding a Victorian-ugly big bend on one of the grimmer stretches of the River Calder. But even Dewsbury citizens must whisper in shame behind their hands when they talk about Market Street, where Flair Massage is located. En route to this shrine to shitholiness, I walked past with six weed-smoking winos huddled in entrance to a derelict building on the corner. Trying not to feel like a dickhead, in my nice coat and smart shoes, I swerved into Flair's open doorway thinking man, it has to be better inside. And to be fair, it was .. the room I eventually ended up in was positively king-size, with a jacuzzi and a shower, a big double bed and plenty of space to put your stuff. The perfectly pleasant bloke at reception offered me the customary glass of orange juice, and then Alleyah appeared. "She'll show you upstairs mate."
THE GIRL - Alleyah was showing about an acre of tit, and a cleavage you could park your bike in. Yep, that'll be the double Fs I said to myself - the reason I was there. But Alleyah herself? Hard to tell her age, I'd say definitely late 40s. Perfectly nice, petite (not at all BBW), very broad Yorkshire accent, says 'luv' at the end of every sentence, exactly as you'd be spoken to in your local chippy, or maybe at the till at Iceland after she's done an eight hour shift. That level of sexiness. Facially, though she's very feminine and quite attractive, she reminded strongly me of an actor from an old TV series who, as it happens, wasn't a woman.
She wore a black corset type top, with a thong. Up top, a pretty absurd wig which I think was either black or purple, or a bit of both. Quite short, smiley but with a weariness about her. She walked ahead of me, to give the traditional Punter's Arse View as she climbed the stairs. If you've ever met with Andrea at Diplomat in Sheffield, who gives the ultimate Arse View, you'll understand why I didn't look too hard up at Alleyah.
THE MEET - In the room I told her I was on a breast-worship mission, so she laughed and asked me for £50 for the half hour. Cash in hand, she disappeared for five mins while I de-clothed down to t shirt and boxers. When she came in she said: "What do you want for your massage luv, oil or talc?" just like she'd say "Have you got a Nectar card?" if she was on checkout at Sainsburys. I said neither, just let me play with these. "All right luv". Play then followed.
The tits? Actually they are fantastic - not colossal enough for the Absolute Udders thread elsewhere on UKP, but a superb shape. Alleyah is mid-brown-skinned, and her breasts are big and heavy, not ear-defender size but much more than a handful. Lovely big, long, suckable nipples.
Then covered oral. Fuck me, I am so so tired of that now.
Eventually she was on her back while I played with her pussy ... Nice and neat, cute dark pussy lips, gentle fingering producing some nice wet sounds ...
Look what I'm saying is this. FUCK, it was all a bit what-am-I-doing-here. I'm an okay looking bloke apparently, clean and fresh, came in bright and breezy, friendly and polite, wanted something a bit different but not troublesome: I just wanted to play cheerfully with her tits really. Get a bit of a vibe going, produce a special memory. I know, I know: fifty quid. But nevertheless I felt like the 10,000th punter she'd ever seen.
I was always going to do this, because I'd heard Alleyah had big tits. I'd been drawn to Flair tractor beam-like by my fetish for large udders. However, even before we'd finished my mind was wandering:
"What I really need now is a small, tight arse wrapped in skintight yoga pants."
And because I was already thinking about something completely different, as an antidote to the punt I was actually involved in, in that very moment - that's why this one's a Negative lads.
It was a punt which produced an existential angst, rather than being a truly bad punt in itself. Alleyah is actually a great girl, works Wednesdays only, probably far too many Wednesdays if truth be told.
If you like big black knockers, go fill your boots.
