Hot Thai Girl Alice - North shields

[Joe Cocker]

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I can only describe this as a grotesque bait and switch which I very much doubt anyone would want to stay for.

Comms etc just fine and to regularly used address in North Shields that a couple of stunning girls have stayed. When I got a look at her I actually burst out laughing, this then made the girl laugh out load as well, Im sure she initially thought I was delighted to see her. I then said where is the girl in the advert and she realised, I said fake and she replied yes fake as the smile dropped off her face. Needless to say I left.

I described this as grotesque because compared to the pictures in the advert this girl was about 5'4 and 14 stone with tits as big as a pair rugby balls and about the same shape, as for her face, if you had said she was a nine times Than boxing champion it would have made sense.

Stay away unless you have a really warped sense of humour or a severe fat ugly bird fetish.

[tynetunnel]

Good on you for walking. But what a waste of your time. The girl in the photos is super cute and the text assures “ What you will see is a cute and elegant girl”

Sorry that you didn’t, thanks for the review. I know it’s Vivastreet but the pimp should make a little effort

[Joe Cocker]

Good on you for walking. But what a waste of your time. The girl in the photos is super cute and the text assures “ What you will see is a cute and elegant girl”

Sorry that you didn’t, thanks for the review. I know it’s Vivastreet but the pimp should make a little effort

Over the years VS has turned up some of my very best punts so I accept that you dont know what you get until your behind the door.

I have no issues with walking if I dont like what I see for whatever reason but this fat boiler was laughable. Hopefully it will save everyone who reads it the effort.

I even asked the girl if she was the one in the pictures and she said yes, even though I said I would walk if she wasnt. Saying this sometime gets me no further reply which in itself saves me time and effort but not in this case. Maybe she has a magic mirror and when she looks in it she sees the girl in the ad