Kendal_Kiss_28
Chester, Cheshire
Incall
External Link/Members OnlyPreambleEvents took me to Chester for a day or two's jaunt, and with my SB squeeze du jour aroundabout those parts being incommoded for some time, I found myself burdened with a deep-seated thirst to treat myself to some excessive whoring of the kind that board stalwarts, including, not least, Hendrix, sometimes so entertainingly regale us with.
Originally, I'd envisioned a modest overnighter, that is, someone suitably good company for the late evening, a little midnight slap & tickle, a kiss to my temples to bid me sweet dreams and then something to be stirred by at dawn. A post-coital solo breakfast would follow, leaving me with an appetite for some late morning tiffin supplied by a new chica back in my apartment, or, at a push, by some local rub & tug specialist in her own den.
Alas, the responses to my AW Reverse Booking offer were not fruitful- a pair of rather poorly aging tarts from London; an admittedly attractive lady from the north west but who had optimistically offered herself at slightly less than twice my budget, and another initially promising-looking one who made a good opening pitch and follow on, but who then seemed unable to make a bid with the system and dropped out.
'Nil desperandum!'; I reassured myself - 'others will take their place', and a swift peruse alighted on Kendal, whose profile contained some appealing self-penned descriptions, amongst them 'reliable', 'small waist' and 'softly spoken', which I took to be a synonym for 'nicely middle class', which promised to scratch a persistent itch of mine.
CommsReviewing my messages, I see that arrangements were admirably straightforward and with none of the imbecility or confusion that sometimes plagues our hobby. I see that I also called, and here the cat will have tumbled out of the bag somewhat- my hopes of listening to sweet nothings from a Jenny Aguter type would've bitten the dust at that point, as young Kendal's vowels are as ripe and proletarian as those of our Deputy Prime Minister and bova-boot ambassador, Ms Rayner. As Tyler Durden might say
'The first rule of Dunning-Kruger Club is that you don't know you're in Dunning-Kruger Club'. Too bad for me, but I suppose these things are all relative.
Location & VenuePerhaps three minutes walk from the train station, on the main thoroughfare towards the city centre. Either an office-to-multiple-apartment conversion, or a purpose built block of the same, last decorated five years ago and showing marked signs of wear & heavy footfall from the likes of us. Kendal describes it in her profile as 'a very discreet luxury apartment'. It's certainly handily anonymous, but it's not, by any stretch, a luxury apartment, unless our standard benchmark here is a third-tier Travelodge close by an industrial estate.
The DameThe AW profile gives the following: "Sexy Leggy Stunner", "English Stunner", "English Rose" and the aforementioned "Weeny Waist". Kendal gives them the benefit of all-caps.
Kendal introduced herself. She is English; she does indeed have long, silky-looking and nicely styled brunette hair. She is not an English Rose, at least not insofar as the image that description tends to conjure up for me. Neither is she a stunner, sexy-leggy or otherwise. She's a rather plain-looking lady; a nice enough, but thoroughly
mid Girl Next Door. There are rather heavily emphasized brows, a suggestion perhaps of a former mono-brow, under which she has (and it's only my fault that I'd missed this, because it's is kryptonite for me) dark brown eyes. Overall, I was a little crestfallen. Tant pis!
Her photo gallery is most likely her, and probably was reasonably faithful until quite recently, but I'm afraid I simply don't buy the claim that none of them are more than 3 weeks old. The pictures certainly are well taken inasmuch as they're well posed to flatter, and embellished to bring out the most favourable overall impression. She's not a great distance away from them, perhaps 15-20%, but it's not mean of me to notice that she has chunked out some - she's of a heavier set than most young women of her cohort, but is still probably in the healthy zone. There's a little flab on the belly, arms and thighs- the overall effect is that of a youngish housewife and/or mother, perhaps after her first or second child. There's some mottling of the skin which the picture editor has taken a good deal of care to be camouflaged by lighting and airbrushing.
Where Kendal
does win us over is with her personality and character. She's a pleasant, convivial, down-to-earth young woman who makes for easy and enjoyable company.
EventsThere would have been OWO, RO, Rimming (possibly both-ways), face-sitting and motorboarding type shenanigans, and CIM/S to end on. I can't recall if there was penetrative sex or not. As I inferred above, the blunt truth is that I wasn't attracted to her, and so I found myself on a bed with an attractive enough (just not to me) naked young woman with whom I had contracted to have an hour or so's sexual relations - and it seemed sensible to make the best of it and enjoy our time together, and I'm happy to report that I did!
SummaryKendal's self-description and photos tend, as most do, to accentuate the positive and elim-in..ate the negative. The result is messing with Ms In-Between. That said, she also emphasizes her reliability, kissing, and other things like no-rush service, all of which I found to be true and welcome, and a credit to her.
ConclusionI'm conscious that much of this hasn't read particularly well for her, but that's largely because it stands in contrast her self-identified
"toned & stunner" descriptives, which I personally find inaccurate, though allowing for some normal hyperbole in an ad, it's not necessarily unexpected or hugely misleading. It's worth reiterating here that, to my eyes, she's a nice GND who offers a good range of services and delivers them pretty well. I'll almost certainly not revisit, but can commend her well enough to you.
Addendum:
I mentioned above being on a mission to achieve excessive whoring, of which this encounter was but the first of four, in slightly over 24hrs, the others being
Pretty Busty Blonde - reviewed here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=412616.0,
Lucy Czech (to follow), and one other assignation, which I've temporarily forgotten; reports to follow in due course.
