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I have no idea how she has so many positives unless she's seriously dropped standards recently, or just only makes effort if she likes your face? And I'm really not ugly or overweight.
Had the day free last minute so had phoned/texted around from 9am to try and get something in before the evening. Went with Yumi for the afternoon purely on the basis of Adultwork feedback score even though (supposedly) more attractive girls were free. Last time I make that mistake without checking reviews here first. Due to the decent AW score I asked for an hour, w B2B massage.
From the moment the money was exchanged there was no attempt at communication or chat, asked about extras, even ones I'd discussed beforehand like owo: everything was 'no'. Fair enough, I'd still have been happy with a decent massage and normal service, as work really puts my back and arms through it. Massage started but she sandwiched me between two towels. Figured she had a thing about sweat or this was just to start off, but no, she was determined to avoid any actual contact at all, and stayed at the end of the bed focusing on my legs and small of my back with hands only. After 10-15mins I made it clear I was expecting B2B and what was with the towel? "So I don't massage you too hard" apparently? Well no risk of that she'd barely been brushing me. Towel was removed 5 mins later but again she was trying to keep herself as physically distant as possible from me at the foot of the bed and rebuffing any attempts at communication or discussion of what I'd like. "No, I do your back first" "you haven't even touched my back yet". She eventually asked if I wanted her on top - and attempted to put a condom on me when I was completely flaccid. Had to explain "I need to actually be able to touch you to get hard."
I wasn't being demanding, Im quite happy to have a meet progress slowly from B2B to swipes to OW as is the normal thai 'routine' but she clearly was trying to keep this 'sandwiched between two towels and barely rubbing my legs' thing going past the 20min mark. There had been zero attempt at B2B or anything even close to it.
Eventually after some offered OW, she rode me cowgirl for maybe 3 minutes, zero eye contact, and visible flinching if I touched her anywhere apart from her breasts, then "I'm tired now. You on top?". Figured I might as well finish and just go, she clearly was only offering missionary, but was physically pushing me back with her feet, again zero eye contact and would flinch or look disgusted if I tried to touch her. Just gave up as it wasn't happening.
With still half an hour I asked if she actually could just massage my back, explaining where I get sore from work, so I at least got something out of this. She did have a go with oil, but it just wasn't a massage. No idea if she has no idea what she's doing or she just didn't want to. Said I'd shower the oil off and go. She laughably asked "You don't like me baby?" to which I said "Well you're not offering anything." I know at this point some people on here would have demanded the difference back, but I just cba. The shower probably took me just past 45mins of 60 paid for. She clearly hates this and I have to wonder if making the experience as awful as possible for punters so they leave early is actually a tactic?
Looks wise, 'gym toned' is a stretch, and she is NOT the claimed size 8. She's stockier and wider than the pictures and it wouldn't have bothered me at all, adultwork and VS being what it is.
Offtopic: If this leads to more 'you've been a lurker for x years and left x reviews' I generally only see well reviewed people who there's nothing new to add. ie. Cherry Thai who I dont actually find that attractive but gives great service. Yumi being so radically different from what the AW feedback had led me to expect, has made me leave this one.
Honestly, I would happily pay through the nose for another 'Rose Thai Temptress' style meet, but this has put me off even trying for months.
