Ellie/BlondieGirl - London Outcall

[finn5555]

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A reverse booking for London.

The location
Hotel in central London.

The lady
Curvy, decent tits. has a mix random tattoos. Not toned but not overweight,  Age wise about right. Looks wise 6/10.
Comms were OK started on AW moved to WhatsApp
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£250 for 2 hours, no rush to leave if anything I wanted her to go more about that later.....

She arrived at the agreed time and I went down to get her as hotel was keycard entry.
Now we all want our "guests" to be discreet and not arrive like a street hooker, however Ellie looked more like a bag lady  baggy joggers, crocs and a big old coat ... thankfully she had some decent lingerie on underneath which to be fair looked bloody good on her.

now this girl can talk and I mean talk , my god trying to get a word in edgeways was impossible at times. She told me about all her medical issues (kidneys) and how she ends up in hospital often so if you want a romantic vibe I would say avoid this one 

I thought we are here now lets make the most of it....

The services
OK basically very vanilla.
OWO on me in fairness as very good, she knows how to work a cock, sloppy at times deep and plenty of attention to the balls. No CIM she spat my baby batter onto my stomach claiming she hates the taste 
Reverse oral, was OK she didn't move much other than some light wimpering and playing with her tits, told me she can only cum once due to her illness and once she has cum is exhausted  anyway claims she cum as she pushed me away, who knows and to be fair by this stage I didn't really care. 
MORE TALKING.......
Tried to liven her up with some kissing (well to stop the incessant talking) futile it was closed lips crap. 
Fucked in missionary, she is fairly tight and I suggested some lube, No as she is allergic to any lubes  she said just use spit 
MORE FUCKING TALKING
Wasn't going to get over the line as this rate for pop No2 so suggested anal, she happily got on all fours and I went in dry MORE TALKING..... as I am fucking her arse she is telling me how she used to squirt from anal until she had her aliments  was doing fuck all for me so withdrew removed the condom and got her to finish me off with more oral (the only time she doesn't talk is with cock in her gob)
Same result no CIM she wanked me off and that was it.
MORE TALKING........

Positives
erm.....
Decent OWO
Tight pussy

Negatives
TALKING to fucking much
Killing the mood with her medical issues.
did i mention TALKING..

Return visit

No fucking chance 

[Fuzzyduck]

Sorry to hear about the shit show. Two of my absolute bugbears there: talking too much when I'm more interested in fucking, and going on about their own problems. Therapist get paid to listen to that crap.

[MLawro93]

She had bid on my RB, we had some chat before I decided it wasn't for me. Something about her just put me off, glad I wasn't wrong. Sorry about the meet OP, and that lack of discretion from her 

Mind, she was like an open book when I was messaging her. She talks too much via text messages as well