External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Near Richmond Bridge, by the old Piano Bar.
OK so this is a few reviews mixed into one as I have been here numerous times.
I only live down the road so it's just convenient for a last min punt.
The massages have ranged from great to bad but overall I'd give it a Neutral. The last two trips were not great and I'll list a few reasons - good and bad.
The Pros:
• Fairly fast communication via Whatsapp. Sometimes immediate, sometimes after a few hours.
• The location isn't the most discreet - it's on a main road, and I'm a local - but it's a residential block, so no signage screaming "happy endings" outside.
• Some of the girls (it's random and they rotate quickly) are pretty hot, but most are average. They seem pretty happy.
The Cons:• When I get someone I actually like, they've almost certainly gone by the time I go back and you can't request someone. You get whoever is there.
• The Nuru oil smells very bad, it's like rotten seaweed.
• The bathroom isn't the cleanest, so I tend to avoid and shower when home.
• Occasionally the session ends far to early.
• The girls get sent on to other locations and I'm not sure that's great. I kept in touch with one and went all the way to Southall to see her again - but the place was boarded up like a squat so I left.
• The girl 'Alina' on the Adultwork link probably doesn't exist. I've never seen her.
Some details of the actual punts:I used to pay £90 for 45 minutes of nude body to body with nuru - but soon realised I was pretty much done after 30.
It's £80 for 30 minutes with nuru, but I ended up going for £70 for 30 minutes without the nuru as I didn't like the nuru smell.
Most of the girls don't speak english and rely on translator apps, which is a bit of a pain as it disrupts the massage. They love typing on the phone and chatting that way, leaving you a bit exhausted.
Most don't mind you touching - the last girl 'YoYo' didn't like touching. I told her that's why I'm there, and she let me touch for a second, but it wasn't great. She did have a interesting style or massage, even using her tongue, which is interesting considering she doesn't like you to touch her with your hands.
The girl before that 'Mina' was cute, but I didn't like the enhanced breasts. She was also on time of the month so didn't remove her underwear.
Before that was "Cindy" who was my favourite, but she left pretty quick.
I've also seen "Yu" and "Amy" but they also left - despite me enjoying their company.
Every person I've seen has offered extras - I think it was £30 for OW and £80 for sex. It didn't appeal considering I'd already paid up to £90.
I once paid extra to have a 69 with Amy. She sucked me off with a condom - which doesn't do much for me, but I enjoyed a nice view. I licked her asshole a little bit which made her squirm.
Conclusion:I don't think I will go back anymore as it's just so random what you'll get.
Although the girl there right now "YoYo" is cute (a little chubby but has nice tits), she really went way too hard on the HE. It wasn't happy at all.
She squeezed my cock so hard I couldn't even feel the orgasm. It felt so rushed and extreme. I had to almost laugh at the situation.
