Tessalya (Park Lane Escorts) - Mayfair

[audi_dude]

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Saw her just over a week ago. Agency was difficult to deal with so I'd recommend avoiding them.

Location: Very nice apartment in Mayfair, on a road running parallel to Regent Street

Fee: £1,000 (not paid)

Girl: Her face is not pretty at all (beauty is subjective but I doubt anyone would call her face attractive). It is very weird and alien looking (quite masculine looking imo). Body is good if you like slim tall girls but face was v offputting for me. Agency sent me a photo beforehand but this was photoshopped to the extreme. It was so disappointing (in absolute terms and for the price) that I just made my excuses and left.

Service: N/a. She seemed friendly enough when I spoke to her. Agency confirmed OWO and DFK but obviously cannot confirm if they would be provided.

Will I return: No. Completely ridiculous price for someone who looks like this.

[patelprat]

Amazing how good she looks in those agency photos. The parts of her face that do show also look good.

That's some serious photoshopping then!!!!

You should review her on the agency site if it was that bad! But they probably won't let you review unless you went through with the booking I guess.

[audi_dude]

Amazing how good she looks in those agency photos. The parts of her face that do show also look good.

That's some serious photoshopping then!!!!

You should review her on the agency site if it was that bad! But they probably won't let you review unless you went through with the booking I guess.

There's a reason they don't show her face and it has nothing to do with anonymity...

[patelprat]

What was your excuse this time? Bank account issues? 

[Cheshuk]

There's a reason they don't show her face and it has nothing to do with anonymity...

Can't speak for parklane but BL don't decide which faces to show to non-members the girls do & BL don't hide her face (nor any girls on their books), lots of clear face pics & videos of this one if you login.

They get the odd stunner but the vast majority of the girls on the site aren't good looking imo, for me was worth a one time fee to avoid this shit, upto you if its worth it. Also probs better to request videos, all high end girls have videos to share, pics are often misleading, if they won't personally 100% swerve.

[audi_dude]

Can't speak for parklane but BL don't decide which faces to show to non-members the girls do & BL don't hide her face (nor any girls on their books), lots of clear face pics & videos of this one if you login.

They get the odd stunner but the vast majority of the girls on the site aren't good looking imo, for me was worth a one time fee to avoid this shit, upto you if its worth it. Also probs better to request videos, all high end girls have videos to share, pics are often misleading, if they won't personally 100% swerve.

Yes not a bad idea. Nothing lost in this case other than the time.

Do you agree she looks odd?

[Cheshuk]

Yes not a bad idea. Nothing lost in this case other than the time.

Do you agree she looks odd?

They have a lot of overlap with other agencies and good membership terms, worth consideration.. but yeah lol, no one I would pay to meet on there rn, but she would be the one i'd least like to see

[Scottdog]

It’s funny how you have the same review for other girls
You appear to hate women and probably showed up cashless looking for a freebie and then get kicked out

[daviemac]

It’s funny how you have the same review for other girls
You appear to hate women and probably showed up cashless looking for a freebie and then get kicked out

You need to explain exactly what you mean by that and your reason for posting it and you need to do it pretty quickly or you won't be here by the end of the day.

Comments like that is not what this site is about.

You come across as a disgruntled service provider, are you?

[audi_dude]

It’s funny how you have the same review for other girls
You appear to hate women and probably showed up cashless looking for a freebie and then get kicked out

If you look through my reviews, many of them are positive...