Club Globe Zurich : The Night King's Olympic Extravaganza!

[The Night King]

A mid summer trip to Zurich paved the way for a long awaited return to Globe that I last visited in 2018. Would it live up to the hype? Oh my Lord!! 

For those who've never been you head out of from the centre of town in an Uber (c30 mins) or on the train. 95 Swiss Francs club entry / 150CHF to the girl for 30 mins full service. You change in to a robe & sandals in the changing rooms and head in to the club which is essentially one big main room with a porn cinema, a load of private rooms, a restaurant & an additional rooftop area accessible via lift. It has a reputation for knockout EE girls and very high levels of service.

Day 1 : Wednesday aka Office Day / Secretary Theme

I'd always fancied trying this particular themed day even though the general consensus seems to be that it's not one of the best. Having now tried it I would say the outfits don't really enhance the experience much and in fact, yes the club is better on the other (more naked!) days.

I arrived mid afternoon and it didnt seem overly busy with about 15 or so secretaries prowling the main room.The roof was disappointingly empty even though it was a scorching hot afternoon. One downside of these places is the amount of waiting around you have to do for the right SP to present herself. I duly bided my time, fending off approaches from a few 6s & 7s and eventually took the plunge with Candy. A very naughty looking 5'7" sassy Rom with jet black hair, a banging spinner bod and top quality enhanced rack, perfectly shaped and very soft to the touch. She initially approached me at the bar then we went to the back of the club for a chat to discuss terms & allow her to persuade me of the benefits of taking a room. It only took her a couple of minutes of superb DFK and some manual persuasion beneath my robe to seal the deal. I suggested we head up to the roof instead where we found a relatively private corner to spend the next 30 minutes al fresco. Her service levels were absolutely tiptop as you would expect from Globe girls. Fantastic  Candy was my first Rom in aeons but as I would find out not my last   

I grabbed something to eat and went back downstairs to watch some lacklustre pole dancing by a few bored looking SPs & also noticed how many semi naked geriatric men there were in terrible shape. Watching a few of them getting blown in full view of everyone is a little disconcerting (even though I'm no spring chicken myself) and a strange foreboding came over me that this might be my fate in years to come    This was the lowpoint. Anyway, I was then approached at the bar by an interesting very friendly half Brazilian / half Rom by the name of Amy and, since I was still recuperating, fended her off. She took the hint and disappeared for a few minutes only to reappear on stage to take her turn on the pole...and having divested herself of her secretary outfit did the most incredible poledance revealing a jaw dropping lithe athletic body. I was sold. We went for a chat at the back of the room and five minutes later we were up on the roof. In the daylight I could tell she was a real stunner    She told me she was a professional dancer and I could believe it. As with Candy earlier she had an expertly sculpted subtle boob job that was perfect on her taut frame. My trip was during the Olympics (which was often on TV in the club) and she had the look of Team USA gold medal winner Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone (Google her). We had 30 minutes of absolute bliss on one of the outdoor beds  Once again the service level was exemplary Globe standard. Wow!!  I later realised I was lucky to catch her as she was getting a ton of attention from the other OPs the whole time I was there.

***Adendum*** After an hour or so of recuperation at Globe (and politely declining lots of the lesser girls) I decided to head back to town. I was staying near one of the other main joints Club Aphrodisia and even though I was pretty wiped out decided to check it out. No entry fee. Much smaller than Globe. You walk in past a receptionist and enter a small bar area with about 20 girls / 5 guys and all the SP's immediately try to establish eye contact with you. It's quite disconcerting at first if you're not expecting it. It turns out they're not allowed to approach you without you making the first move hence all the stares to try and initiate a convo. Some SPs are actually behind the bar itself (no bar staff as such) and will offer you a free drink of your choice. Anyway I happened upon a very pretty girl who looked like a chubby Cheryl Cole and we went up to the room at an extortionate 250CHF for 30 mins. It was a pretty decent punt but not Globe levels although the building / the room itself was pretty opulent. I forget her name but I doubt Globe would've hired her. I dont think I'd go back here unless I was short of time but it was good to tick it off the list. From a value perspective it's free to get in / free drinks / no Uber costs to & from central Zurich but the punt itself is much pricier - I suppose you pays your money, you take your choice 

(Day 2 to follow  )

[The Night King]

Forgot the links :

Club Globe: External Link/Members Only
Candy @ Globe : External Link/Members Only
Amy : External Link/Members Only

Club Aphrodisia : not sure they have a website. It's at Stockerstrasse 62, 8002 Zürich

[JackSaint]

Great report NK, I love Globe, sensational selection and service. Considered Aphrodisia but never went, at CHF250 h/h it's less that Globe basic full service, no extras plus entrance fee and Uber.

[The Night King]

Zurich Day 2 : The Sex Olympics - Super Thursday!

I had a lie in and a late breakfast, wandered down to Lake Zurich to catch some rays in readiness for a Rinse & Repeat at Globe. Thursday is FKK day.

I arrived at the club mid afternoon and it was a lot busier than the Wednesday. More girls. More guys. Straight away the ambience seemed a lot better than the day before. All the girls walking round naked bar their stratospheric high heels meant the optics were 10/10. That being said I somehow spent the first couple of hours with all the duds approaching me and none of the stunners being available. As amazing as these clubs can be, there can be a lot of wandering around / waiting / listening to terrible music and even though there's some interesting people-watching it gets quite dull for periods 

I bumped in to Aida ( External Link/Members Only ) in the lift going up to the roof. I had noticed her walking around the club earlier and at 5'8" in her bare feet this brunette Rom was an absolute colossus in her stilettos. I really fancied her. She had a lovely athletic all natural body and had definitely piqued my interest prior to this point and now I was stuck in the tiny lift with her & her friend she immediately suggested a threesome. We agreed to go upstairs to talk about it  The roof was pretty empty with only a few OPs relaxing in the sun. I dont know why there's not more action up there - the girls tend to stay downstairs for the majority of the time it seems. Anyway, we go to sit at one of the tables with each girl flanking me. I tend to like this bit where you see how persuasive the SPs are going to be to seal the deal. Tbh they were a bit half hearted in this respect but very quickly my mission became clear, i.e. I had to shoo away the friend as she was no way in Aida's league. Aida, sitting on my right was clearly a smoking hot proposition with one leg draped over me and everything on show. Cracking figure  Deal done, she hd her tongue straight down my throat for a good couple of minutes until I asked her to blow me there and then out in the open for a few minutes  before heading to one of the roof's day beds (which have some wispy drapes hanging over them for partial modesty). What a great fuck & just like the other Globe girls she was a great kisser - one reason why I think Globe has its stellar reputation and why London punting can be hit & miss as so many SPs try to swerve this or are half hearted about proper snogging!  She was insatiable for what was left of my 30 minutes. Interestingly none of the girls I met at Globe seemed to be overly watching the clock. No iPhone alarms going off ten minutes before the end like in London (and equally no time wasted at the start going for a shower etc). So you do really get what you pay for, time-wise, in that sense 

I hadn't planned to but next up I did a repeat with Candy from day 1 ( External Link/Members Only ). If I'd had a choice of repeat it would have been with Amy but she was occupied all day from what I could see. We went up on the roof again but this time totally out in the open sitting / lying on one of the sofas on the roof. I dont think I'm an exhibitionist particularly but having seen one of the rooms which was quite grotty & too stuffy for me the roof was generally preferable for action (at least on a summer's day). There were a few people up there - guys smoking cigars and some other SP/OP action including one absolutely stunning blonde with a guy who just seemed to chat together for over an hour. Every time I glanced over she was staring longingly in to his eyes - in a weird way it was quite mesmeric stuff as the sun was setting after a really hot day. No doubt there was a lot more going on I didnt see    (unfortunately, despite my best efforts, this was the girl who got away  - not sure of her name).  Anyway, back to me  Candy once again delivered the goods!! Nuff said. 

It was getting late in to the evening and Team USA were involved in an enthralling basketball game on the TVs in the club. I knew this was my last night in Zurich and had to do something special to ensure The Night King got a podium finish! 

Ariel ( External Link/Members Only ) who has received citations elsewhere on this platform  hails from Valencia and is a late 20s brunette who'd propositioned me a few times the day before in her trashy secretary outfit. She looked a different, more alluring proposition in her FKK (fully naked) look    and she certainly knew how to get a deal over the line  Even though there was one other petite brunette SP I kept trying to find I decided to give Ariel a try. The minute I agreed everything with Ariel she excused herself for a minute so she could chat to her friend about something and luckily enough it turned out to be the exact same brunette SP I'd had my eye on all along. So, wasting no time I walked across and beckoned them both over. Duo time! 

Now I'm not sure if I got this name right as she was a brunette but Denisa's link shows a blonde ( External Link/Members Only ). Anyway we're sat at the bar and Ariel says "Shall I blow you here?" How could I refuse?  The other girl (turns out to be a Rom naturally) just starts snogging me at the same time. This 3-way action continued for a few minutes until I suggested we all head to the corner area of the club outside the porno kino. This is where things descended in to the most out-there depraved, for-everyone-to-see, fuckfest of the trip  I hadn't been planning to do that (and I'm not proud  ) but it just seemed to right at the time!  This was a fantastic way to end the trip. Both had great bodies, really top notch enhanced soft upstanding racks. Very eager to please, this 2 girl relay team were highly coordinated as they skilfully passed the Night King's baton between each other for the remainder of our 30 minutes of action. Ariel tried to upsell some expensive girl-on-girl action for extra CHFs but there was really no need. Ariel was very sexy but this other SP was another level up again ; a total smoke show 

So there you have it my friends! I definitely topped the medal table for 48 hours and I'd like to think I did the UK / UKP proud   

If you've not been to Globe it really is one to tick off the bucket list