Your masseuse Sara - Milton Keynes (Tour)

[Chazz]

External Link/Members Only

1hr VIP £150 (B2B, OW + FS)

(I wasn't sure whether to put this review in Escorts or Massages, but went with massages, as Sara appears to be a masseuse who offers a VIP service as an extra).

Comms
Good clear responsive comms, all via SMS.

Location
Modern, clean and tidy luxury serviced apartment in Oldbrook. Plenty of free parking. Relatively discreet as I suspect that everyone else in the carpark was also there for a punt. (I've punted in this building previously, but in a different apartment). On my way out I came face to face with a middle aged guy sat with a laptop on the first floor landing. I initially thought that he might be Sara's pimp/security, but after researching the building online have decided he must be the building manager. In any case, we studiously ignored one another, so there wasn't any awkward confrontation.

Sara
IMO very attractive Polish brunette, much better looking in the flesh than her pictures. Tall and slim with a marvelous pair of superb natural tits - they deserve a mention in the best natural norks thread. She's not much of a talker though. She can't have said more than a dozen words in the hour that I was there, and six of them were, "Would you like a shower now?" Despite my efforts, it was soon clear that any attempt to break the ice was futile, and that the banter bus had been well and truly cancelled.

Massage
The massage was pleasant and relaxing with some nice B2B.

VIP
I'd opted for the VIP option as I'd hoped that it'd be more intimate, but unfortunately Sara was rather distant throughout. The OW was good, despite being 'with'. I was given the choice of the position (singular) that I wanted the FS, and as I was lying on my back anyway I opted for CG so that I could play with those fantastic tits. The CG was good, but at the same time very distant, like fucking someone who wasn't there. In hindsight, as the VIP didn't buy any extra intimacy I should've gone for the £90 HJ option instead.

Conclusion
A massage followed by FS is one of my favourite scenarios, but this one was rather lacklustre. A shame, as Sara is very attractive and skilled, but unfortunately there wasn't any spark or connection. At the end of the session she relaxed a bit and was much more friendly, so repeated visits might bear dividends, but as a tourer this is unlikely to happen. Still a green review though, as I had a pleasant time, albeit not an earth-shattering one.

[scouting]

I've moved it to Escort review Chazz. As you say it's a split offering and you actually booked the FS option, so she's escorting. Thanks for the review.

[Chazz]

Thanks Scouting, That makes sense.