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Comms:Joanna easily reachable by Whatsapp/SMS as usual. Responded within 10 mins and had a booking 15 minutes after getting in touch.
Duration:1 hr
Price:£120
Location:Flat in E4
Meet:Definitely the woman in the images no doubt about that. Smiley and pretty and a very womanly body. Boobs and possibly ass are enhanced and she is not shy about it at all. She made her opinions on the roles of men and women very clear and in brief its her job to be fit as fuck
. Absolutely no complaints from me.
Plesantries out the way, I confirmed the amount as a question as I always do and she said £130. That would be news to me as its normally £120 and I didn't specifically ask Joanna over whatsapp since I've been a few times. I asked again to confirm and Paula swore blind £130. Luckily Joanna sent over some boilerplate message which had the price at £120, showed Paula and she apologised and cleared up that mess. This was possibly a sign of things to come...
The massage itself had some quirks but nothing remarkable. She does some kissing when on your front along your back and whatever bits shes massaging which is a nice touch, and just as well because it felt like there was a lot of time wasting here. Not a particularly competent massage or very sensual it was just some touching with some wooden roller accessories which would 'help inflammation'
. If you ask me it seemed like more time wasting tactics.
On to the flip, she's still extremely attractive but its a completely cold experience. Slides feel like they're done just to tick a box and on the finish she is facing away which is bizzare to me. She does have a fantastic butt which I could caress to my hearts content which is the only reason I didn't feel the need to bring it up.
After HE shes all bubbly and smiley again. I'm showered and I'm out of there.
Positives:- Easy booking/comms as always
- Proudly very attractive
Negatives:- I will stop short of calling it malicious but the 1hr amount issue was odd
- Massage was a complete 'nothing burger'
- Flat itself is fine but the staircase leading up is a dive and you're more likely to meet a neighboring resident
Would I see again?Not a chance. Lingered on whether this is a Neutral or Negative but I ended with the thought - if you take away how fit she is this is an objectively bad experience.
