Bit disappointed that a previous review was not accurate about her as I found last night, here is my opinion and experience:
LinksExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members Only- her profile says porn star but I can't find videos under Alejandra de Oliveira on the internet, has anyone seen her in videos?
Donation£130 for 30 minutes as per the first advert on Birchplace
CommsEasy booking on WhatsApp yesterday when it occured
She offers bb and is on PREP. I was top and protected for sex but OWO given and received.
I arranged a time and told her when I was setting off, then gave her 20mins arrival notice. She was in constant communication confirming with "ok". Still she wasn't ready and I had to wait 10mins outside for her and then around 40mins for her to continue getting ready whilst I was inside as she clearly realised she would loose me if she made me wait 50mins outside.
LocationRound the corner from Marylebone train station in an extremely tiny basement flat below a shop
She has two cats, litter box is just outside her bathroom
Two other people were there last night, both men I think. She said they were friend's visiting whilst she worked all night, one of them kept saying something and they communicated shouting at each other through the door.
Service ProviderBrazilian from Sao Paulo, attitude good and chilled, fairly friendly
Around 1.80m, fat legs, fat ass and a bit of a belly, face was ok, more attractive once she had all her makeup
She wouldn't tell me her age but she is clearly in her mid/late 40s. Said she has been escorting for 12 years, I would expect double that if she is in her mid to late 40s.
The photos you see are
heavily photoshopped making her legs and belly slimmer and her face more feminine and much younger than real life. She has short afro hair and had just come out of the shower with towel around her head. She later put on her wig and blow dried it. Just the wig took 10/15mins - it was a learning experience for me as I know most TS have a wig but I'd never seen one putting it on and blowdrying the hair such that it looks so natural. Cock was decent large size but couldn't stay hard throughout the meet. Naturally as these girls see maybe 20-40 punters a week. English very basic and communication was in Portuguese and English mix. She said she is going to retire from escorting in the next year or so and go back to Brazil to run her restaurant in Lapa, Rio de Janeiro
The MeetOnce she let me in for the first 40mins she was getting herself ready, I didn't particularly enjoy laying there waiting for her, 50mins in total waiting incl. time outside. She did offer me drink of CocaCola and a joint and liquid GHB - I took all these not knowing fully well what GHB was until I looked it up afterwards. In low doses it can make your relaxed and more horny but in high doses it can make you pass out and it is sometimes used as a date rape drug so this got me worried as I was reading about it straight after on my phone whilst waiting for her. She also took Crysal meth but I didn't. I touched and kissed her back and legs whilst she was getting ready. She baby oiled herself up to the max and asked me to rub it on her, this was nice except she later put it on her cock (as well as mine) and I had to taste and swallow baby oil which wasn't a nice experience, I was spitting it out throughout the meet. Her oral was really good, she is very experienced and despite being overweight, her style and demenour is very sexy!
She started with OWO and then 69, she thrust herself into my mouth to receive deepthroat. Some light french kissing thorughout. She became fairly hard this but not rock stiff. She then complained about the time saying it's only a 30mins booking (I'd been waiting 50mins for her!) and she asked how I like it, I said I'm Top and she agreed, laid down on bed and I entered her, she found it uncomfortable and switched to laying on the bed with her legs up, I entered her and she was probably in pain as she was asking me to cum sooner. She is probably more Top. I came in about 5mins and she was very tight, so wanted for me to exit and then remove the condom herself, she said it's safer that way but I would prefer to have the condom stay on me to check if it's still intact afterwards.
Her shower and toilet area were tiny, not the cleanest either, very difficult to maneouvre around, shower was just a hose with no head on it, seemed like an awful place to be staying and don't know how she showers in there being fairly tall. I didn't shower as facilities were not very clean or inviting, so did a quick clean up and left.
VerdictShe is a very sexy person and with makeup and the whole outfit very seductive despite being overweight
Photos are heavily photoshopped and probably taken 10 yrs ago, she is no way as attractive as those photos physically or in looks.
The baby oil on her cock and then sucking it and having to spit out constantly was not nice.
She was shouting through the door to another guest/housemate, has two cats running around the flat with their litter box shit next to her room, made me wait 50mins and then rushed me a bit to cum which makes me give a negative rating rather than neutral.
She is not comfortable with bottom but advertises it.
Danger wise she put baby oil on my dick and then the condom, later i realised this can damage the latex and increase the risk of STIs which I didn't realise at the time.
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