This is a quick review so don't so that I don't forget to leave one in the morning
External Link/Members OnlyMet Lya tonight after a failed punt. I'd seen her profile before but never got round to seeing her. There were some pros but huge cons in this expereince.
£80 for half an hour - OW
Comms
Took 1.5 hours to get a response on my first message but after that the Comms were pretty good. She doesn't answer the phone and she has a receptionist who sends texts on her behalf.
Receptionist tried to add £20 to the advertised rate which was cheeky but once I sent a screenshot of AW rates, he/she agreed to the rate.
Once I arrived at the location, receptionist took about 5 minutes to respond to my message. I was a little worried I might have the second failed punt of the night
The girl
She is the girl in the pics, however, she is fully enhanced. She has bold ons which are very hard to the touch. I've been with several who have bolt ons and I have never felt tits this hard before. It was quite off putting to me but to each their own. Her arse is also totally fake with implants - yes actual implants not a BBL. This too is not my kind of thing but it had been a long night and I just wanted to plough something. She is really short, I'd say 5 '1 max. Her face is a 6/10 meaning I've seen a lot better with cheaper Brazilian pints
The meet
The house was pretty nice and the room was large with a king size bed. It's clean and tidy but there was nowhere for me to put my clothes when I undressed, had to throw them on the floor. I got on the bed and she sucked my nipples a little and then she then got the lube and wanked me off for about 20 seconds until I was hard. She got the condom, put it on with her mouth and gave me a blowjob for about another 20 seconds and then sat on me. She was pretty tight and struggled to fit me at first. She rode me for about a minute and wanted to go missionary which I declined and opted for doggy. She didn't want to do doggy and layed flat on her chest for me to fuck laying down. I'm pretty fit so was in a plank position because I wanted to watch that arse but it was in this position where I could see the implants moving up and down. It was actually quite disgusting. I then moved to fuck her from the side to stop myself from puking. At this point she signalled time for me to hurry up which ruined the mood for me. I gave her a few hard shots and finished in the bag. As she cleaned up, she bent over and I got a side angle view of her arse which was really ugly, you could actually see the implant and it's lack of shape, it was flat from that angle. For a girl who clearly gyms as much as her, she should have just kept it natural.
I was kinda pissed, I paid for 30 min and all in all we were done in about 10 minutes yet she still complained about time.
Cons
1. Didn't like how fake she was from top to bottom
2. She rushed me and I hadn't even been there long
3. No English at all
4. Transactional experience
Pros
1. She seemed to enjoy the sex but it was probably fake
2. She is the girl in the pics
3. Nice house
Would I go again? NO, the experience was Mehhh and I have had a lot better with £60 Brazilian punts over at Pepe's 😉
Sorry if review isn't the most descriptive but I'm struggling to articulate myself this late at night
