Like the old life insurance advert where you’d get a free Parker pen just for enquiring
Sure as anything ink, a lid, a clip, a top etc will be an extra

Who remembers the old nudie pens when you turned the pen up/down for the girl pictured top to go up and down? The world has of course gone mad since then with PC bullshit. And yes, I’m old.
Pass me a can of Tenants with a girl on the can.