I had a quick check on here using 6632946 and no reviews came up. however, what i should have checked was 3002946
Went to see Lauren as she is only 12 mins from me, pics looked nice, looked like an ideal local punt! thought i would get in before the school holidays start and the WGs have childcare issues.
I was wrong.
Arrived and she opened the door in a dressing gown and upstairs we went. As i got upstairs, it stunk of weed. sorted the paperwork out £80 for 30 mins, id asked previously if there are any extras and she said no. so on we proceed.
she has a lovely bum and a small belly but nothing bad, great legs and pretty feet. facially, she was a little longer faced than her pics make her look and less pretty. she almost has a tongue too big or is lazy with her speech as I struggled to understand her.
i lay on the bed and she kneels next to me, and starts trying to pull my dick off. hard, making me cringe, and its hurting, so i ask her to slow down and be more gentle. and she grabs my balls again, i dont like my balls being played with and i told her this. i ask her to go down on me, which she grabs a condom, i asked if she did owo (advertised) and she said "nah mate" so on with the johnny for OW.
really crap, boring, i went to feel her pussy which was as hairy as a rug and i had my hand batted away. no mate, no fingers, i said not even on the outside? nah mate. ok, so ill rub some feet for my foot fetish (advertised on profile) nah mate, not my feet, never touch them.
so i lay there struggling to remember why the fuck i was there. so what positon do you want? you on top... nah mate, lets get you off your back and bend me over. her ass stunk of sweaty ass, not a nice experience, so asked her to get on her back. and then the small of cat piss hit me. the mattress stunk, the room stunk and i couldnt think of anything else. i ask if i can finish in her mouth and snowball (advertised) nah mate, thats rank.
so im starting to loose my hard one here because well lets face it, theres no touching, kissing, or anything intimate. and i ask her to get on top, she huffs and puffs, gets ontop and starts riding me, she reaches around and grabs my balls again, i ask her not to, she sighs and says well are you gonna cum mate?
i said no, forget it, she looked confused, i pushed her off me, grabbed the condom off and threw it up the wall. she was like nah mate, come on, finish over my tits. i laughed and said not a chance. got dressed and she said your choice then mate. im gonna go smoke a spliff... i laughed and left.
fucking awful.
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