Jane - Paisley

[Itsanaffliction]

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£70 1 hour

Visited Jane last week in Paisley

Comms - excellent, swift, no complaints here

Location - modern apartments ground floor in Paisley, perfectly adequate. Massage room very cold though despite small heater being on. Massage table comfortable

Jane - mid 30s Chinese plain looking female. Remained clothed throughout

Service- very disappointed.  When asked what type of massage requested sensual. Massage skills non existent. Sensual element so light to the touch could barely feel it. No real reach unders, swipes etc. had high hopes based on previous reviews. Asked if she would remove top half, firm no.  Remained out of arms reach for any touching.  After poor massage and very little sensual build up, asked to turn over. Vigorous HJ eventually tipped me over the edge but couldn't get out quick enough. One of my worst experiences of FBSM and HE.

Very disappointed and will never return. Definitely not recommend.

[Ger1971]

You must have caught her in a bad mood mate. She’s usually spot on.

[Itsanaffliction]

Did wonder that after the numerous positive reviews Ger. completely underwhelmed. Probably in my top 3 worst services.

[Ger1971]

Seriously she’s brilliant.

[Geeman2020]

Yeah I found this surprising to read too.

Been back a couple of times now and always been fine.

Slightly different each time too, not a set ‘routine’ so still happy to return.

[Itsanaffliction]

Maybe I got someone else!

[Jock D]

Maybe I got someone else!

Stand by your review mate. Don't be getting browbeaten by her fan club.

It would be 100% her that you saw, and you gave an honest account of your experience, and that is the purpose of reviews.

For the record, I've seen her a couple of times and they've both been positive, but I didn't get any of the wee extras that are coming to light of late.

[Geeman2020]

Maybe I got someone else!

Yeah I get the impression it’s only her there too.

[Thaipunter1234]

Was planning to book an hour visit for tomorrow when I’m up there for work, not sure now. Anyone think it would help to offer £70 straight up and ask for teasing/sexual type massage at the start?

[Itsanaffliction]

Re above I don't think it would help as this is basically the route that I took.

[Geeman2020]

Visited again this week, same good service, nice girl - funny and good chat always at the end.

However I did think I heard a male cough/clear of throat in another room, not a HUGE deal, but a little off putting.

Not sure if anybody else has experienced that?

[rowlock]

Visited again this week, same good service, nice girl - funny and good chat always at the end.

However I did think I heard a male cough/clear of throat in another room, not a HUGE deal, but a little off putting.

Not sure if anybody else has experienced that?

She ever get her dids out with you?

[Geeman2020]

No, I have never asked or really tried, kinda enjoy just letting her put the effort in.