Their website seems to be down at the moment, but these details are freely available on Google:
266A Sheffield Rd, Tinsley, Sheffield S9 1RD
07918 276611
The place is next door to GFE. Parking is free and available, but the area would not suit everyone, especially after dark. I booked via text and got slow but adequate replies. Upon arrival I texted that I was here, hoping that the door would be opened, but got no response, so walked along and found the door propped wide open (it was a warm day).
Was greeted by "Lisa", shown into a tiny room with a proper massage couch and tiny shower crammed into the corner. Handed over £45 for the hour, all painfully and very slowly conducted via a very poor translation app. The booking seems to have been meaningless, and in fact she pointed to about a dozen phone numbers on her text screen and asked which one was me?
Lisa is Chinese, 40-ish, 5’3’’, size 12-14, 36C natural, plain looking. Virtually no English.
Started with dry massage under a towel for about 25 mins, no swipes of any near contact at all. It was painfully hard at times, boring the rest of the time. Told to flip, and she immediately started trying to negotiate via the crap translation app. Seemed to want 60 for B2B, declined and countered 40, she declined so I said ok just £20 for a HJ, she told me to get up and give her the money, then instead of commencing she persisted, for about 10 mins back and forward promising a fantastic B2B, so I foolishly relented to the tune of another £30, so now £95 down, and hoping for something to recover a crap session. In between all this she left the room twice, and there was constant loud talking right outside the door throughout, so the setting wasn't exactly harmonious.
She stripped to reveal a chubby body with crap tattoos, a nice chest, but that was it. She kept her pants on, which I queried, and this started another translator app exchange where she insisted that wasn't part of the deal; I insisted it was, so they came off, for all the good it did. She climbed aboard for 5 mins rubbing her tits over me, keeping her pussy out of reach at all times, got off and started the roughest and most amateur HJ I’ve endured for years. I was relieved when I finally came, which I amazed myself at, having not achieved a proper hard on during the entire session.
I was so pissed off with myself allowing myself to get mugged like that, when my instinct at the halfway point was to get off the table and walk out, which I defo should have done. So I got dressed, and she had the cheek to say (via app) that she looked forward to me coming back!! The session had zero eroticism, zero interest from her, and therefore zero interest from me. I don't think I'll be back here.
