External Link/Members OnlyFee: £30 for 15 minutes
Comms: I text the number displayed on her VS profile and received a quick reply. The meet was arranged a couple of hours in advance.
Girl: Stated age of 23 is accurate and the pictures are true to reality - she has a cute face and a tight, petite body. Probably a size 6-8 and short at about 5'0"/5'1". Possibly Hungarian or Spanish/Latina. Who knows.
Punt: I arrived at the incall location (a flat in a less than salubrious area of the city) and was guided to the door by text. On entering, I was pleased with what I saw because the pictures on her profile are accurate and I wondered what the catch was going to be considering the low price. We went to the bedroom and it soon became apparent that the catch is in the delivery of her service. We had agreed OW and covered sex and she sat astride me, wanking me off for 30 seconds or so before applying a rubber and starting oral, again for roughly the same duration, before asking what position and I requested mish. There was no reaction the entire time, other than being told (not asked) to "move" if a limb was in the way or whatever. Switched to doggy just for variation, which again garnered no reaction, so switched again, this time to prone bone so I could at least enjoy squeezing her ass. "Don't put air into me" was the sexy lead up, at which point I thought "fuck it" and pounded away while clutching her cheeks and filled the bag. Sterile conversation while getting dressed and then I left, wondering more about the condition I'd find the car in than thinking about the sex I'd just had.
Overall: As low a neutral as possible without being a negative and this is mostly due to the price and the fact that she was willing to provide the services mentioned (just performed them with absolutely zero enthusiasm.) Her rates are obviously very cheap, but the only real positive is her body. She's completely disinterested and doesn't appear to enjoy her work at all. Return? Maybe as a Plan C.