Cassie / GEA

[OldVic67]

I should’ve walked, but I’m not gonny give myself a pitty party. As mentioned on a thread before, GEA are pulling Houdini acts, along with shite towels. Gees a hot bird, not a piping hot fatty. Going back west, yet things are going down south?!


Price: 100/hh (still greeting over it)



Cassie: Semi pretty face. Big teeth. Very rubenesque figure - huge overhang and visible stretch marks, perhaps just had a baby? Fake tan. Blonde hair. Glesga yummy mummy , but with a brum accent. Very friendly in the sheets and vocal about GEA and seemed to have spent a while of my time complaining about some previous escort working there , called Lisa (?!). Claims to be a big shot at the GEA (probably absolute bollocks,  but who knows - put lisa up on the fucking page!)

Comms: usual GEA comms, text in the morning and a prompt reply straight after


Meet: Taken back by her size and the chavvy brum accent , when greeted at the door, but the Willie (not loman) took over my senses. Seemed friendly and game enough - which she is I believe. Lovely girl, but just way bigger than photos - size 16, at least. Grabbed the cash straight away, dropped on her knees and gave good OWO. Offered to swallow. Ended up finishing on her massive milkers (which are very firm considering her size).

Negative strictly based on the “catfish” . This isn’t a size 10 bird

[Topkat]

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Available today from 5pm if there are any takers

Just had a look at the current offerings from GEA, FFS worst I’ve seen.

[OldVic67]

External Link/Members Only
Available today from 5pm if there are any takers

Just had a look at the current offerings from GEA, FFS worst I’ve seen.

Each to their own but she she isn’t for the faint hearted - quite literally

[Max121]

Cheers for the review - sorry you had a bad experience
One to avoid then

Still need confirmation whether this is indeed Imogen under a new guise

[Clattypats]

Cheers for the review - sorry you had a bad experience
One to avoid then

Still need confirmation whether this is indeed Imogen under a new guise

I've seen and reviewed both. Cassie wasn't Imogen under a new guise.

Both are gone now so probably doesn't matter now 

[Clattypats]

I should’ve walked, but I’m not gonny give myself a pitty party. As mentioned on a thread before, GEA are pulling Houdini acts, along with shite towels. Gees a hot bird, not a piping hot fatty. Going back west, yet things are going down south?!


Price: 100/hh (still greeting over it)



Cassie: Semi pretty face. Big teeth. Very rubenesque figure - huge overhang and visible stretch marks, perhaps just had a baby? Fake tan. Blonde hair. Glesga yummy mummy , but with a brum accent. Very friendly in the sheets and vocal about GEA and seemed to have spent a while of my time complaining about some previous escort working there , called Lisa (?!). Claims to be a big shot at the GEA (probably absolute bollocks,  but who knows - put lisa up on the fucking page!)

Comms: usual GEA comms, text in the morning and a prompt reply straight after


Meet: Taken back by her size and the chavvy brum accent , when greeted at the door, but the Willie (not loman) took over my senses. Seemed friendly and game enough - which she is I believe. Lovely girl, but just way bigger than photos - size 16, at least. Grabbed the cash straight away, dropped on her knees and gave good OWO. Offered to swallow. Ended up finishing on her massive milkers (which are very firm considering her size).

Negative strictly based on the “catfish” . This isn’t a size 10 bird

Don't quite get punters that can quite clearly see she's not a size 10 (from her pics, that was obvious). In my review I put her as a 14 anyway.

She had a neutral I seen on here before I seen her, but went for it anyway. I don't agree with alot you've said in your review tbh.

Didn't find her to be a Chav, quite pleasant. But I also think in my review I said "her tits didn't defy gravity" where as you've went the other way.

She never once spoke about GEA in general to me nor named or slagged anyone off. Bit strange she went into so much detail with you as a first time booking. 

[OldVic67]

I’m fucking ecstatic that you had a banging time with her and found her charming Clats, but I was underwhelmed and simply described my experience. At the end of the day, the agency shouldn’t advertise her as being a size 10, when she definitely was a 16 (her pictures were still way more flattering, than what greeted me at the door).

Opinions are like arseholes and everyone has (or is) one. We can continue reminiscing about her tits in the pm’s if you’re that arsed 

Take care fella!

[Clattypats]

I’m fucking ecstatic that you had a banging time with her and found her charming Clats, but I was underwhelmed and simply described my experience. At the end of the day, the agency shouldn’t advertise her as being a size 10, when she definitely was a 16 (her pictures were still way more flattering, than what greeted me at the door).

Opinions are like arseholes and everyone has (or is) one. We can continue reminiscing about her tits in the pm’s if you’re that arsed 

Take care fella!

Pm me anytime you like ya wank 
If you can't judge media pictures that's probably not my fault

[Problem Child]

She’s still listed as a 10 🤦‍♂️, they didn’t even know try and pull that shit when she was Imogen, was she not on as a size 12 then?

They just make themselves look u trustworthy with this bullshit.
Like every escort I’ve seen that’s on that site just now has some of glaring bull shit on their profile stats.

[Bru1901]

She’s still listed as a 10 🤦‍♂️, they didn’t even know try and pull that shit when she was Imogen, was she not on as a size 12 then?

They just make themselves look u trustworthy with this bullshit.
Like every escort I’ve seen that’s on that site just now has some of glaring bull shit on their profile stats.

She goes from.10 10 to 12 to 14 in pics

Not ops fault

[Clattypats]

She goes from.10 10 to 12 to 14 in pics

Not ops fault

Like alot of instances on GEA the size stated on profile is "out".

Point being, some are so blatantly "out" any daft arse can tell from the media that isn't the size they will be getting when they turn up.

So a couple of bookings I've made at certain points I've added on a size or two based on the media pics. It's not something I believe they should be doing, but it seems to happen.

[Newinputguy]

Like alot of instances on GEA the size stated on profile is "out".

Point being, some are so blatantly "out" any daft arse can tell from the media that isn't the size they will be getting when they turn up.

So a couple of bookings I've made at certain points I've added on a size or two based on the media pics. It's not something I believe they should be doing, but it seems to happen.

Got to agree here. Her photos make it clear shes larger than a size 10. Possibly a typo on the num pad whwn they meant to hit 18. Who knows.