External Link/Members OnlyCouple of months ago when she was local
1hr massage/£80 (more on that later)
Comms pretty straightforward, had to mention several times I just wanted a massage via text which makes me think she was texting a few others at the same time (why don’t they just scroll up on the text messages to read what I’ve already sent?) and appointment booked for a couple hours time same day
Location was a downstairs miners type bungalow in Sunderland, narrow street with big windows but busy enough to slip into the doorway relatively quickly. Needed a piss on arrival and I passed another Thai TS doing her makeup in the living room as I went to the rear of the property to find the toilet.
Girl; as per pics, no nasty surprises (yet) friendly and looked sexy, red strapped bodysuit type thing IIRC.
Service. Only wanted a massage with the added kink of a ladyboy doing it but as things progressed she asked me several times if I would fuck her. I relented (pretty quickly, obviously) and she lay on her back after rubbering me up with a cushion under her arse. After a few minutes of pumping away with her moaning we are both hit by the smell of human shit. I freeze for fear of vomiting all over her. She quickly grabs a towel and guides me out whereupon I see the aforementioned cushion covered in shit. She is very apologetic and embarrassed. I’m still shocked, this has never happened to me before with a woman or a TS. She throws me a packet of wet wipes and I use a few to peel off the condom with the care and dexterity of a bomb disposal expert. I tell her I need a shower NOW, she goes to open the door but ladyboy number 2 is busy guiding her client into the other bedroom. He didn’t see me. I then had to walk stark naked through the house to the toilet at the back with shit on my cock and balls to get to the shower where I scrubbed and sprayed and washed with every different product I could find in there. I got back to the room where Kara apologised, I was about to ask for some money back but she dropped to her knees and finished me off OWO which kept me quiet and eventually the itch had been scratched.
As she opened the door for me to leave, ladyboy number 2 is showing her client out of the front door. His back is to me so he doesn’t see me but I get a good look at him (nice shorts mate, if you’re reading this).
I leave and walk a couple of streets away into my -thankfully, company- car and head home for another couple of showers and a stare into the middle distance for the rest of the day.
Reason for neutral and not negative?…I’ve thought about this a lot. I only requested a massage so maybe that’s why she wasn’t prepared for anal (shouldn’t have asked me for it then, I suppose). She didn’t try and charge me anymore when asking me to fuck her so it didn’t seem like an upsell, and she was very eager to make sure I left satisfied even after the disaster.
