Anastasia at Paradise Massage - West Ealing

[Munter84]

I've visited this outfit briefly in the past (see my review of Erica) and despite my lukewarm sentiments toward this place have occasionally had my interest piqued by the masseuse of the day displayed on the WhatsApp account, number 07507151152. Anastasia works Mondays. The website is External Link/Members Only but there is no longer any serious effort to make this a source of current information, it basically just signposts to the aforementioned WhatsApp.

Comms
Enquiry made by WhatsApp. One-time videos and pictures of the SP were sent, which further whet my appetite - they were, in hindsight, very flattering and probably a few years old. Once at the venue at the allotted time comms became a silly three-way Chinese Whispers of texts and voice notes between myself, the owner, and the masseuse. I was left standing outside the flat for some time before being buzzed in. I think the assigned business phone is only sometimes kept onsite - silly.

The Venue
The studio is a converted loft apartment in a HMO opposite Dean Gardens park in West Ealing. Limited on-street parking available in the local area but with restrctions in place until 1730. You can also chance parking in the nearby Waitrose.

The Lady
Anastasia is attractive in a bit of a dirty, early 2000s stripper/porn star kind of way. Probably 30s, blonde, pole dancer's body, completely shaved, huge fake tits, and her face has probably had some work too. Not the angelic vision the airbrushed pictures suggested, but quite appealing nonetheless.

The Action
On the table Anastasia applied liberal oil, and removed her bra. What followed was some only OK massage but very enthusiastic full-contact body slides and unsubtle CC swipes, and she was happy to be touched on her butt and thighs. On the flip the knickers came off too and she again climbed on for slides, titwanking, heavy breathing, she even spat on my dick a few times and teasingly mimed going in for oral. In the end I came profusely with her on top of me in 69 position. I only touched her holes lightly but met no resistance or complaint, she probably would have accepted fingering.

Clean-up, we both showered, a bit of a chat, and Anastasia suggested more might be on offer next time (heard that line before, still intrigued though - YMMV, chaps) and I was on my way. Outside I realised I'd been short changed by very nearly 20 minutes, which rather soured things. The SP seemed a bit ditsy so this MAY have been a genuine mistake. If I do visit again I'll make a point of ensuring I get my full time.

Damage
£120 for 1 hour massage, B2B, HE.

Verdict
Raunchy fun with a nice sordid lass, but poor comms and time keeping bring down both the VFM and my overall enjoyment. There are surer bets to be had elsewhere for similar money. Neutral.