External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Swindon suburbs, plenty of on street parking
Price: £150 for 60 minutes
Comms: Via text, excellent resonsiveness
I fancied a decent massage and all the options in my area were either on holiday or not responding to messages. I do fancy a bit of MILF action and this girl appeared to be oozing with MILF appeal. I fired off a message and got an instant reply. She sent me over her “price list” and I picked the 60 minute package which includes topless and a handjob. OW was available at an extra cost but I really wanted a good massage with a happy ending with the focus being on the massage.
She gave me a postcode and off I went. I arrived and she gave me her street address. The first odd thing I noticed were the plants and random bits of furniture dotted around which made an already small place even smaller. Her massage room is tiny and stuffed with all manner of random spiritual stuff, books and a huge plant in the corner. It’s a bit cramped to say the least!
In the flesh, she’s obviously an older woman, she states 48 on her profile but I suspect she’s well into her 50s. That said, I found her facially quite attractive, she’s quite well preserved and has a huge rack on her. She’s not slim but not hugely fat either and she carries herself well. I’m not sure if her boobs are 100% real after copping a good handful on multiple occasions but they sit well and show no obvious signs of surgery. I gave her the money and she asked me to fill in a health related questionnaire, so on the surface it seemed like a legit massage. I got my kit off and hopped on her massage bed and she started the massage. She claims to be professionally trained but it was an average massage. The entire time she’s talking about random things which personally I don’t mind but others might have more of an issue with it. She’s originally from Eastern Europe but her English is very good so communication wasn’t a problem.
We got to the bit where I turned over and she oiled up my meat and two veg and got to work on the handjob component. This is where her demeanour changed and it became clear that she’s more on the Domme end of the spectrum. A bit off-putting to me but I imagine others might appreciate it a little more. I found her sexual personality very fake and put on, like an actress that doesn’t quite know her lines. She made all the right noises but it just felt artificial. It felt so fake that I kept losing my orgasm and that’s rare for me. Anyway, she kept going and I started to think about my last sexual experience to get me over the finish line. As an aside, like her massage technique, her handjob skills were pretty average. Surprisingly, I unloaded a massive load that shocked her and she recoiled to avoid it going on her face and hair. With a slightly horrified look on her face she reached for the wet wipes and literally tossed a handful onto my chest.
She uses a lot of oil so you end up basted in the stuff and oven ready. I opted for a shower and tried to clean myself off in her tiny but well appointed bathroom. She’s certainly not a clock watcher and I noticed I’d been there for 75 minutes rather than 60.
In summary, an expensive average massage and handjob performed by an attractive MILFy older woman in a very cluttered environment. I’m giving her a negative because I found the sexual part very fake and as such I found it pretty difficult to cum. If you're into Dominant women I suspect you'd have a better experience.
Would I return? No.
Topic: Temple of Bliss - Swindon, SN25 (Read 1946 times)