It was all the recent run of UKP reviews that highlighted Hana’s rimming tekkers that got me to splash out in Soho last month …
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Body Scrub 30min £30
Shave 30min £30
Thai oil massage with hand job 1hr £80
b2b naked massage with bj 1hr £120… although I did ask to clarify that the last option above included rimming and CIM, as well as OWO “bj”; she readily confirmed, and so I booked an hour for £120 for a same-day afternoon. Easy.
Location:Hana works from her fancy pad in an apartment block on a corner of bustling Soho, a stone’s throw from Carnaby St, an equidistant 5mins walk from either Oxford Circus or Piccadilly Circus tube stations. The area’s so busy as to be discreet … no-one cares who you are or what you’re doing.
The apartment is a slick affair, well-decorated and lived-in. A sturdy massage table is situated in the large lounge area ... and settled by appropriate ambience that includes plentiful tea lights and aromatherapy. The bathroom/shower is pristine.
Looks:Hana is the MILFy, I daresay GILFy, hottie in the photos below …
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Hana speaks good English, although didn’t engage for easy convo and banter, seeming to prefer to get down to business … I guess it was hard for her to chat with her tongue stuffed up my asshole!
Services:After being buzzed up, Hana welcomed me into her flat, sporting a lacy red negligee that pushed up her already ample bosom. I confirmed my hour and handed over £120, as she handed me a towel after I'd accepted her offer to shower … as squeaky clean as I keep my anus, I always make a show of showering before being rimmed, which can only butt reassure an SP.
Back in the lounge, dried and nude, I was directed to lie prone on the prepared massage table. As I snuggled my face in the hole and splayed my legs, Hana offered options of pressure of massage … I chose ‘Hard’, and then rather regretted it when it resulted in Hana climbing on top of me in order to variously ‘walk’ over my back, glutes and hams with her knees, shins and feet … ouch! I almost asked her to stop at times, but also recognised that such a hard massage was probably doing me some good, so I suffered it for the first 10mins. Thankfully, thereafter the oil came out and was liberally applied over my full posterior, leading to a worthy hand/forearm massage of my full posterior from nape down to feet … this was all quite professional and non-sensual, plus I noted that Hana had remained clothed, as I could feel her negligee brush passed my arms and splayed things.
At the halfway mark, I heard Hana finally disrobe … and the hand/forearm massage transformed to sensual, including feathery strokes all over, as well and tentative CC-swipes and fleeting reach-unders. Moreover, Hana climbed on top of me again, but this time dropped down into B2B … and it was bliss feeling her heavy hooters slip-slide over my ass, back and neck.
I guess another 10mins on, Hana settled between my splayed legs, gearing up my cock and balls in her oily hands. I then felt a wet-wipe slide up and down my crack and prod my ring … and then more bliss, as Hana splayed my cheeks, dug her face into my crack and stuck her tongue up my asshole. Hana’s rimming is gloriously enthusi-ass-tic, involving licking, flicking, spitting, sucking … making me moan with pleasure, as I kept arching my pelvis to angle my ass back into her face/mouth. Hana also did not ignore my cock and balls, which were kept on edge in her oily hands, and would also get sucked up in lascivious OWO.
With probably 10mins left, I was asked to turn-over. It was nice to now see Hana’s naked body. She asked how I wanted her on top … face-to-face or in 69 … forgoing DFK via the former, I opted for the latter. Finding Hana’s pristine puffy pussy above my face, as I felt my cock slurp in and out of her gob, it was rude not to reciprocate … and so I started eating her out, and she tasted sweet. I couldn’t hold on much longer, I found myself spurting shots into Hana’s welcum mouth, as mine was embedded in her succulent snatch … as my muffled moans eased with each spurt, Hana squeezed out last drops and deftly climbed off me to spit out into tissue.
After a mouth rinse in the kitchenette part of the lounge, Hana returned to deliver a gentle head/face massage during my post-cum reverie to take us to the hour. I was then up, showered, dressed and out … 67mins all told.
Conclusion:Hana’s tekkers lies in rimming, and this is what made me cum to her in the first place … for this, she’s
Positive, because I would return for the same. Otherwise, her massage is okay (although I shan’t opt for ‘Hard’ next time), but it would be better if she spent less time being professional and more time being sensual … plus I’d have liked more B2B and indeed rimming. I’ll no doubt give her another whirl … or rather she’ll give my ring another whirl!
