Author Topic: Suggestions for my 400th please  (Read 8961 times)

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Been looking for something a bit special for my 400th review (I know how daft).
Don’t mind breaking the bank a tad for someone young, fit and well reviewed.
Might just settle on a Thai. It’s what I like  :lol:

Pondering on a duo with maybe Safia and Kylie

Thoughts gents??

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Gotta be a duo!!! 90 mins treat.

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So a £20 gobble from the polish pie-eater is off the table?

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There is a review of a threesome with these two https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378006.msg3863387#msg3863387

I think that this would be a good experience especially as there aren't any top notch Thais around this week.
ILO I hope that it goes well and that you stay in good health to continue your punting addiction.  :drinks:

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There is a review of a threesome with these two https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378006.msg3863387#msg3863387

I think that this would be a good experience especially as there aren't any top notch Thais around this week.
ILO I hope that it goes well and that you stay in good health to continue your punting addiction.  :drinks:

19th September she has a 3some slot left if you can last?

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So a £20 gobble from the polish pie-eater is off the table?
I did consider it  :dash: :lol:

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Gotta be a duo!!! 90 mins treat.
I’d never last 90 mins with a heart attack  :lol:

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There is a review of a threesome with these two https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=378006.msg3863387#msg3863387

I think that this would be a good experience especially as there aren't any top notch Thais around this week.
ILO I hope that it goes well and that you stay in good health to continue your punting addiction.  :drinks:
Looks top of the list so far, both great girls

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19th September she has a 3some slot left if you can last?
Bit far away matey

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The duo on the 19th sept is Kylie and Honey not Femme that’s why it says 2 blondes

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How about Worcester Thai from the BBC report about her complaining about constantly being asked for a happy ending?

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That would be a real feather in your cap if you can talk her into a HJ after all the bleating she has done...... :lol: :lol:

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A top idea starting a thread
I might have been putting you under some pressure with the four centuries not out type posts  ;)
Hope this has helped, it would appear to have been the case
Now where is Cueball to advise ?

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The duo on the 19th sept is Kylie and Honey not Femme that’s why it says 2 blondes

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Fuck knows how many times ive put 'mass' into the Awank nick search tab
Must be a thousand or more  :D
Not once has her profile been showing  :rolleyes:
Loveleh, loveleh, loveleh
HL+1  :thumbsup:

Looking a good un for the 400th

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How far are you willing to travel for the 400th mate

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Honey Hera is a top punt a duo with kylie would be fabulous !

Although I think HH is also doing duos near to her home too with External Link/Members Only inkedbrunette69

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How far are you willing to travel for the 400th mate
Happy to do 30 miles from Notts

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How about Worcester Thai from the BBC report about her complaining about constantly being asked for a happy ending?

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That would be a real feather in your cap if you can talk her into a HJ after all the bleating she has done...... :lol: :lol:
It’s a decent challenge but I’d be more worried about the review if successful

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Happy to do 30 miles from Notts

From the top end of Notts just about gets you to Leeds
Several from my HL / to-do list when taking in a match @ Bell End
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Not sure KM and FF are doing duos together as frequently now for one reason or another.  I think Kylie might have been doing it with a new partner this week.  Perhaps that blonde one from Leicester that's been in the pornos recently... Can't remember her name right now

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Happy to do 30 miles from Notts
If Donny is in range, then Nesta is a good shout, looks better than her photos too
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Delicious Jessica and her new housemate Sandra??

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If Donny is in range, then Nesta is a good shout, looks better than her photos too
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She looks worth a HL deffo added for one day, thanks  :drinks:

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Delicious Jessica and her new housemate Sandra??
Do they duo ? I couldn’t see on her profile

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Do they duo ? I couldn’t see on her profile

Sorry, good question. I had a duo for a birthday treat a few years back with Tolly and Jessica. Quite a treat.

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Sorry, good question. I had a duo for a birthday treat a few years back with Tolly and Jessica. Quite a treat.
She looks amazing
I’ll send a message to ask her about duos

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She looks amazing
I’ll send a message to ask her about duos

What like you & @Cappadonna MMF etc ?

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What like you & @Cappadonna MMF etc ?
That would be different to be fair  :lol:

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That would be different to be fair  :lol:

 :hi:

Edit:  you did leave the goal wide open ;)
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If you are struggling a revisit to a pukka burd you've reviewed a decent while ago could be an option

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She's on my to-do list for when in Robin Hood country
Looks like she's wazzed up some new pics as i cant remember the 3rd pic in the gallery, from above showing her impressive rack
10 straight +ve's on here, whats not to like   

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If you are struggling a revisit to a pukka burd you've reviewed a decent while ago could be an option

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She's on my to-do list for when in Robin Hood country
Looks like she's wazzed up some new pics as i cant remember the 3rd pic in the gallery, from above showing her impressive rack
10 straight +ve's on here, whats not to like

The price

She’s upped the price £20
£80 for 30 mins b2b is a bit daft imo when everyone is charging that for an hour

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The price

She’s upped the price £20
£80 for 30 mins b2b is a bit daft imo when everyone is charging that for an hour

I agree, however the 45 & 60 mins rates are better value
Especially when you knock off a few mins at the start & finish of each session

In the south east it was 80 for 60 for a decent massage burd before the virus
[london often +20 however the massage burds do typically have higher accomo costs to cover]
I used to do hour sessions all the time & think nothing of it [not reviewed as mostly repeat visits]
Now its a ton / ton twenty & especially on the latter i am less active picking & choosing carefully
Busy trying to make some coin so other priorities

For a UKPer so active the local massage set-ups must be suffering if you've stopped heading out
Whilst pondering the complexities of the quadruple century & all that this entails  ;)
There are no rules which state that reviews must be in linear date order
I'm assuming that you are waiting a suitable session to review, then play catch up
CR7 is on 900 goals * & i'm confident that you will make 500 before he makes it a bag of sand

Apart from this get your skates on [mate], my 400th review advent calendar & pre xmas 400th sleeps are going backwards  :dash:  :D

* Portugal have the sweaties this evening so this could be a goal fest  :lol:

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Just someone half decent will do me, I’ve tried setting up ffm’s and either calendars not lining up or the price got stupid.
A decent Thai will do tbh
Just text a hot ladyboy in derby, no reply, would have been different.
Might just try a Brazilian for a change.
I’ll be waiting ages for something special and it’s getting boring now  :lol:

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There is Bubbles in Derby if all else fails
Tho i'd give the septic tank jacuzzi a miss
Now apparently on a par with the one @ Siam Sauna in Whoreton Heath, like a bubbling broth  :scare:
Tho my visit to Derby back in the day was supa dupa, i felt like an emperor in a roman spa
Or go for the Bubbles sister operation in Nottingham, the rota looks :scare:
For this i'd recommend at least 6 pints of nelson so the beer goggles are firmly on  :D

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All booked in for what looks like a TOFTT, no face photos, reviews or info  :lol:
But the photos look fit, British, 30 yrs, tanned and sexy so hopefully all good  :drinks:
Cant wait any longer or find anything decent, even to book a MF English bloke/ Thai girl but she’s off for a few weeks. The FF was too difficult to book. Nowt young and fit about.

In for a penny  :drinks:

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I saw her buying some rawl plugs in B&Q the other week


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I saw her buying some rawl plugs in B&Q the other week

How big were the plugs I bet her fanny looks like a broken cat flap  :lol:
Hope you are well my friend  :drinks:

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She was my first ever punt… I hadn’t discovered this website yet but I have been back maybe half a dozen times since … not sure I have ever reviewed her which I cannot think why???

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She was my first ever punt… I hadn’t discovered this website yet but I have been back maybe half a dozen times since … not sure I have ever reviewed her which I cannot think why???

What did she do with the rawl plugs?

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Over the line
Like buses
None for ages then two three come along at once
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I saw her buying some rawl plugs in B&Q the other week
She gets about.  In the summer, I stopped to refuel in the Shell garage at the Ollerton roundabout and she came in.  Her boobs seemed to arrive a few seconds before she did!

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She gets about.  In the summer, I stopped to refuel in the Shell garage at the Ollerton roundabout and she came in.  Her boobs seemed to arrive a few seconds before she did!

When I saw her in B&Q she was wearing denim dungarees with no t-shirt underneath. It was quite a sight because you could see quite a lot of breastage at the side. I guess it was quite a hot day. Those breasts are quite large, but I would not describe them, like you say, as ‘pert’.

She is not the kind of girl that I would ever consider seeing. However, I do have quite a lot of respect for a girl like her who probably isn’t the best looking in the world and neither does she have the best figure - but she is out there providing a service and by all accounts a decent one. She is obviously comfortable in her own skin.

Nowadays, there is a lot of pressure placed on young females to look a certain way. They often undergo medical procedures, and go to great lengths to achieve a look which social media, instagram and TikTok tell them is ‘attractive’.

Against this backdrop, it is good to see that there is still space for females like Paula. There is still diversity. There is a kind of honesty to her and that concept, which I find reassuring.

That said, I won’t be seeing her any time soon.


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When I saw her in B&Q she was wearing denim dungarees with no t-shirt underneath. It was quite a sight because you could see quite a lot of breastage at the side. I guess it was quite a hot day. Those breasts are quite large, but I would not describe them, like you say, as ‘pert’.

She is not the kind of girl that I would ever consider seeing. However, I do have quite a lot of respect for a girl like her who probably isn’t the best looking in the world and neither does she have the best figure - but she is out there providing a service and by all accounts a decent one. She is obviously comfortable in her own skin.

Nowadays, there is a lot of pressure placed on young females to look a certain way. They often undergo medical procedures, and go to great lengths to achieve a look which social media, instagram and TikTok tell them is ‘attractive’.

Against this backdrop, it is good to see that there is still space for females like Paula. There is still diversity. There is a kind of honesty to her and that concept, which I find reassuring.

That said, I won’t be seeing her any time soon.

She definitely isn't for me but I understand totally where you are coming from.

I spent 2 months over the summer in Bordeaux and it was refreshing to see beautiful women without the fake tits/fake tan / fake lips/ fake eyelashes / pumped up lips that we see too often here.

It's so pronounced you could spot the English girls a mile off.

Give me natural beauty and a bit of confidence any day!

So OP have you settled on victim #400 ?

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There’s a lot of tit for £50 there certainly   :lol:

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Thai in Notts might be good for your 404th

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I text her all Monday and Tuesday, nothing
The reports suggest she isn’t as pretty as the photos

I do fancy a look at this weeks girl in castle donnington, had a good meet once but last 2 times ghosted me

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So a £20 gobble from the polish pie-eater is off the table?

Who is the Polish pie eater??