Author Topic: Amelie, SEXY EROTIC MASSAGE, Croydon  (Read 1915 times)


3 review(s) for AMELIA NURU MASSAGE (1 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

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1-hour (fully nude B2B)

£120


Location: clean, quiet flat in the High Street. Used by other WGs…

Visited Amelia as part of my ongoing self-improvement campaign – a quest to break out of my comfort zone and embrace new experiences. Bored silly of FS

with disengaged women half my age and have grown weary of the Thai rub'n'tug merchants breathing their lunchtime garlic noodles over me with pound

signs flashing in their flinty eyes…


Amelia is the woman pictured in the advert, though I would say several years older than her stated 38. Her body is in magnificent shape, but, as the profile

photos show, she has had facial surgery, and boasts a, frankly, ludicrous trout pout. Each to their own, etc… but there was enough splayed arse

cheeks and bullet-hard nipples to distract from me from the 'sand blasted Leslie Ash' visage.


She doused me with hot oil and used arms, legs, knees, feet, arse and vagina, and even hands to blitz knots and deliver a massage that veered seamlessly

from hard to soft, from therapeutic to sensual. Built up to a two handed massage of my penis and balls while lying face down, with Amelia using nails and

fingers along my gooch and glans while manipulating my foreskin like a Celebrity Bake Off finalist rolling out a delicate sheet of choux pastry.

Amelia also sat on my back, my neck, my head, my arse, deploying her pudenda as another massage tool.


On the flip. she straddled me again, offered her breasts to suckle, ground her labia on my chest, stomach, balls and thighs, before lying back, opening her

thighs wide like a ballerina and inviting me to watch her parting her lips and coaxing her clitoris out of its hood, before I pumped three fat ropes over her legs

and my chest.


In conclusion: facially challenging, minimal English and very pricey, but spoke the universal language of filth. One word of warning: be careful in the shower.

As you step out of the tub on your left-hand side, there is a fucked up tile and significant dip in the floor, suggesting the board below is knackered. Could be

very dangerous. Pity the occupants of the flat below when one of us mucky bastards crashes through the ceiling, stark bollocko and clutching a towel.


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Cheers for the entertaining review. Did you get a sense that more might be on offer, e.g. fingering? I saw kissing was on her enjoys list.

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Cheers for the entertaining review. Did you get a sense that more might be on offer, e.g. fingering? I saw kissing was on her enjoys list.

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Thankyou, glad you enjoyed it.   :drinks:

No idea, re: more. Touching of outer labia was permitted towards the end, but no further excavation.

I think she kissed my back and chest but wouldn't have fancied tucking into those lips myself. Would have been like kissing Donald Duck

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Quality reporting not much

Embrace the new experience  :thumbsup:
Edging will no doubt make it onto the menu
& when you have been edged to shit & feel like you are gonna have a brain seizure when its thunderbirds you will know what i mean

Quality phraseology, made me laarf.  Highlights
- lesley ash
- choux pastry
- pudenda [i had to look this up]
- stark bollocko

Her coaxing her clit out for the finale.  I-fucking-deal
HL +1
& i would have given you two likes if i could
:hi:

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Thankyou, glad you enjoyed it.   :drinks:

No idea, re: more. Touching of outer labia was permitted towards the end, but no further excavation.

I think she kissed my back and chest but wouldn't have fancied tucking into those lips myself. Would have been like kissing Donald Duck

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she used to work out of skylight in lewisham

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she used to work out of skylight in lewisham

Intriguing, name when she was there?  :hi: