Having had two good session at Wellspring <https://wellspringmassage.co.uk> Tel. 07599 920993 I thought I'd pay them another visit. Well, third time unlucky! Phoned to make an appointment, which was answered by a bloke. An English one at that. Anyway, he took the booking and said he would tell them I was on my way. I Arrived with 5 minutes to spare and was met by a rather old lady who said her name was Lulu and who took my £45 before I could escape. Was shown into the room and she remained as I undressed. I asked where Sunny was and she just said "busy". So, onto the bed and waited. The old lady left the room and I hoped she had gone to get another skilled practitioner (as they liked to be called) but no luck there as she soon returned. She then proceeded to give me an awful massage. No, you can't call it a massage, more akin to a cat pawing you. No strokes with oil, just constant pawing. I tried to get her to give a proper massage but it was like a chicken talking to a duck. Definite language barrier except when selling extras! 10 minutes into the hour she asked if I wanted B2B to which I gave a very firm No in response. A while later she asked if I wanted HE for £30. Again a definite No. Rolled over and she continued with the pawing, which was more annoying than anything else, so I gave up, got dressed and left. As I was going out I met Sunny, who gave me a quick hug and the last I heard was them both in a heated discussion. I think I'll give them a rest for now and possibly try the Angelic Relaxation place round the corner.
The evening wasn't totally wasted as I went and had a decent curry at a nearby Indian restaurant.
