External Link/Members Only This is my first review. I know I’ve been on this site for years, but living in remote rural Wales far from any punting hubs I rarely get the opportunity to punt (I know, I know – there are always the sheep)
Anyway. I was staying in Notting Hill, it was very hot and I didn’t want to travel far. Linda, easily my first choice, was on holiday. Communications with Tina broke down mid-text, and the walk-in place by the shops in Notting Hill Gate has closed. So I phoned Nana. She gave me the address – 2 mins walk from Notting Hill Tube. I phoned again when I arrived and she immediately let me in. The venue is a large house fronting the street but divided into twelve flats, with nothing to identify hers as a massage venue, so although you are highly visible your purpose there is completely obscured.
Her room is very neat, clean and pleasant. The action takes place on a double bed. I didn’t use the bathroom or shower.
Nana – aka Pam - is a milfy mid-thirties woman (not 27 as advertised) smallish but not petite, with a pleasant face and chubby tummy. She is not the girl in the aw photos. She was friendly throughout, her English was fairly good, though not good enough for a fluent conversation.
She only offers different kinds of massage with HE. I opted for 30 mins full body massage (not BTB) for £65, plus £5 for her to be naked. I declined to pay an extra £30 for touching. A good decision as I spent most of my time lying face down.
She has clearly trained as a masseuse – she said she could feel the tensions and knots in my body – and the pressure from her hands was firm without being too firm – about right for me. I was afraid this was going to be one of those Thai massages which spend far too long on the upper back, but she got straight onto my legs, long strokes up the inside just grazing my balls but slowly and surely getting me aroused. This went on just a bit too long. I’d have liked her to get onto my cock and balls before I was almost ready to pop. In fact, knowing I was close I insisted on turning over, and she did then get down to business, bringing me to a rather hurried conclusion.
I’d have been happy just to chill out, but after a minute or two of cleaning up she carried on massaging my legs and feet, so I just went with that. A lot of women would have called it a day, but she clearly takes pride in her massage skills, and also wanted to give good value and not short change me. It felt like I was there longer than 30 mins, though when I checked my watch afterwards it was only slightly over.
Conclusion: Value for money is subjective. Pam gave an excellent massage, and I felt the benefit afterwards. On the other hand, you don’t get a lot of sex for your £70. I have to give her a positive, as she was friendly and willing. But I doubt I’d go again.