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[danny1985]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

[Mr Garmin]

They're all on here today

[daviemac]

Have I got this right? you want members on here to suggest who an escort is that you remember but you don't know where she worked, what her name is or any details about her apart from a description that could fit 1,000's of SPs?   

Do you realise how ridiculous that is? You'd be far better off concentrating on making some useful contributions by way of reviews. 

[Charliehutton]

I remember a few years back on the Heathrow car-park shuttle a bloke asked the driver "can you keep your eyes out for a blue Sierra, mate?" and he wasn't joking.

[RandomGuy99]

Perhaps go back to bed and sleep it off?

[mr.bluesky]

I remember a great punt I had about 20 years ago in a Birmingham massage parlour.  Blonde hair lovely girl, can't remember her name or the name of the massage parlour or even what part of Birmingham it was, can anyone help me   

[scutty brown]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

Yeah, I know who you mean.
Romanian barebacker tourer. Fits the description perfectly

[JontyR]

I remember a great punt I had about 20 years ago in a Birmingham massage parlour.  Blonde hair lovely girl, can't remember her name or the name of the massage parlour or even what part of Birmingham it was, can anyone help me   

Which Birmingham?

[Mr Garmin]

I remember a great punt I had about 20 years ago in a Birmingham massage parlour.  Blonde hair lovely girl, can't remember her name or the name of the massage parlour or even what part of Birmingham it was, can anyone help me   

Are you sure it was Birmingham?

I met a girl in 95 that fits your description exactly except she had black hair

[scutty brown]

Which Birmingham?

Alabama?
red-neck hookers

[DastardlyDick]

Alabama?
red-neck hookers

I thought rednecks fucked their sisters rather than see hookers. 

[Thephoenix]

I remember a great punt I had about 20 years ago in a Birmingham massage parlour.  Blonde hair lovely girl, can't remember her name or the name of the massage parlour or even what part of Birmingham it was, can anyone help me   

Yes.......her name was Mavis I think.

[bops909]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

Try the advanced search option (top right on a web browser). If you have the time to sift the results you might get lucky especially if you know the approximate date range.

[FLYING BLUE]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

Anywhere across the entire UK, or are you able to narrow it down ever so slightly, to help us out a bit 

[catweazle]

Yes.......her name was Mavis I think.

Oooh, I don't really know......

[mr.bluesky]

Yes.......her name was Mavis I think.

No, but she might have had a sister of that name   

[LLPunting]

Oooh, I don't really know......

You are awful, bet she liked you.

[getsbettereverytime]

I remember a few years back on the Heathrow car-park shuttle a bloke asked the driver "can you keep your eyes out for a blue Sierra, mate?" and he wasn't joking.

Haha or what if he’d said please look out for a black Escort ?
 Loads Of them around Heathrow even nowadays !

[JustaPunter]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

You have to love School Holidays

[wannabe]

Actually she lives next door to me. Fits your description exactly - female, brown hair.

Glad to be of service.

[RandomGuy99]

You are awful, bet she liked you.

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[magnetico]

UKP could have an IQ test done during registration, and anyone under 60 IQ would be automatically banned.

[Thephoenix]

UKP could have an IQ test done during registration, and anyone under 60 IQ would be automatically banned.

Thatz me fukd den!

[meptalon]

Woke up thinking abut an SP I had my eye on for a while but never managed to link up with.

Cannot for the life of me remember her name / location but she was quite small, dark hair pretty and hell of a figure with nice small tits.

Had a few reviews on here and mixed between very good and alright.

Someone put a good review up with a load of pictures included.

Very long shot but can anyone think who that might have been and if she’s still active, this would be a few years ago now.

Cheers J. X

If you saw her here, open your browser history and have a look at the pages you read previously. You cannot seriously consider giving an extremely generic description and expect us to do the search work for you?

[maybe]

Which Birmingham?

  too funny

[Broomo]

Actually she lives next door to me. Fits your description exactly - female, brown hair.

Glad to be of service.

That’ll be Alice then…..

[mr.bluesky]

That’ll be Alice then…..

Only if he's lived next door to her for 24 years 

[MissWolf]

That’ll be Alice then…..

Alice,  who the fuck is Alice

[Southernbloke]

This is morphing into one of the unintentional funniest threads I’ve read 😆

[scutty brown]

Thatz me fukd den!

thought your IQ was 69?

[maybe]

Alice,  who the fuck is Alice

there was this hatter (was he mad), a cheshire cat and a queen or something ... and Alice.

[Kathmandu1234]

It could be Dallas Alice. But only if you like the patter of Little Feat and are Willin’.

[Hardluck]

I heard she's into kinky stuff.

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[rafathegaffa]

Helen, she's from Troy. Spectacular shag.

Will ring my mate Agamemnon for you hold up.

[scutty brown]

Helen, she's from Troy. Spectacular shag.

Will ring my mate Agamemnon for you hold up.

If you want to see her, go to Paris

[akauya]

When you guys finished working out who the OP's escort is, I wonder if you can tell me where I left my car keys please? I remember having them yesterday - pretty sure I had them while I was driving. Can't remember where I left them in the house though. I wonder if any of you has any idea. I checked in the cat and in the dog - not there. Many thanks in advance 

[FLYING BLUE]

The OP asks this (rather stupid) question and then doesn't bother to log back into the forum (last seen 7 days ago) to see the (rather funny), answers he's garnered.....

[MissWolf]

When you guys finished working out who the OP's escort is, I wonder if you can tell me where I left my car keys please? I remember having them yesterday - pretty sure I had them while I was driving. Can't remember where I left them in the house though. I wonder if any of you has any idea. I checked in the cat and in the dog - not there. Many thanks in advance 

Try in the fridge, top shelf behind the jam 

[scutty brown]

Try in the fridge, top shelf behind the jam 

Jam in the fridge? Mine gets eaten too quickly to need that

[pbrown355]

He's not logged back in because "Long Shot Kick de Bucket"

[palatino]

Small, petite, dark haired girl? This can only be Carla!
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Glad I could help!