Yoyo at Angel Spa, Chesterfield ?TOFFT

[pgpgpgpg]

Yoyo @ Angel Spa, Chesterfield
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TOFFT in the sense of a new shop, but possibly not in respect of Yoyo who I may well have seen before at the other Chinese place on Chatsworth road  - don't recall 100% which reflects the service most likely.

Background:
New shop which has been messaging me over the past week or so. Opposite Lidl and currently still under construction with scaffolding and a selection of builders to watch the comings and goings. Usual neon 'Massage open' sign above the door.

Yoyo was Chinese lady, 40s, slim with ok-ish english. Asked re. link to the other Chesterfield shop and she said not, but am pretty sure her and the other older lady there today were at the other place a good couple of years back. If not, then my memory is failing me!

Either way, forgettable session and wouldn't return. Prefer the Thai's but had to try the new place just to see if a local miracle had occurred - it hadn't.

Booking & Comms
Direct SMS to my phone as mentioned, so replied and got booking straightaway. Was told the girls were 23 and 28 so with the usual level of disbelief set off to find the expected matrons (40+) ready and waiting. The older one tried to bag the appointment but as I set off back down the stairs, the 'younger' one appeared and took the appointment.

Location
New 'shop' upstairs opposite Lidl in S41.
Functional setup, shower in the room, spartan (but shop not finished) and landing shared with a mortgage advisor so that could come in handy.

Looks etc
Classic 40+ 23 year olds. Perfectly nice - just not my cup of tea.

Services
Mediocre massage, some stimulation to elicit my level of interest before giving B2B a quick go which was fine but the well trodden routine they do on auto-pilot.

Price
£30/30mins + £40 B2B.

Conclusion
Completely unremarkable session with nice lady in nearly-finished shop.
YMMV depending on what you like as always but didn't do it for me.
Stick to my Thai's but hope the review is useful.

[Thecunninglinguist]

Thanks for that. Looks like the usual nonsense, especially if it's linked to Fei in any way. Brave with the scaffolding/workers in situ.

[nicebutjim]

Thanks for the review.
At least the B2B was a reasonable price
I've Been quoted £50,£60 and £80 in thai shops.
Was it the usual Chinese naked wank with a quick rub of the tits on your bits?
Or did she climb aboard?
Any hint oral might be available either way?

It's quite near my legit place in Dronfield so might be useful for a post legit massage tug.

[pgpgpgpg]

I proposed the £40 after the 'what do you normally pay' question. Accepted it but tbh it wasn't good value for money even at that.

She did get up on board but perfunctory and rather like someone side-mounting a horse and 10 seconds later sliding off the other side. The few miles from Dronfield is too far to travel for that 

Would rather pay more and get a decent Thai girl slip sliding 

[nicebutjim]

Thanks for the clarification. 
I agree about the thaiis being a better B2B option generally.

[Newtothisstuff]

I don't bother with the Chinese massage places anymore.  I'm fed up with the lot of them.  They're almost always the same wherever you go.  It's usually a pretty shit massage by someone who clearly doesn't know what they're doing. Then they twat about asking how much you'll pay for extras?  Even if you've been to the same place a few times, they still go through it and some girls add extra on.  By the time you've paid for the massage AND the extras, you're pretty close to paying for a straightforward punt with a real escort.  The b2b usually lasts 5mins before they want to hop off to wank you off as fast as they can.  There are exceptions and I've even had a pretty young Chinese girl bounce on my cock once. But a decent quality massage and playtime seems to be the exception rather than the rule.
Thai girls tend be a different story. Maybe I've been lucky, but most of the Thai girls actually seem to know how to massage you.  I often see a Thai woman who'll walk up and down my back and legs. She's bloody good.  Agree b2b at the start and they'll often be naked the whole time. Chinese girls tend to stay clothed during the massage and only get their kit off once they've finished pretending to massage you and you pay the extra money.  If I'm bollock naked and have been lying on a board for half an hour, I really don't feel like getting up and going to fetch my wallet.