Lisa Relaxing Massage - Horley

[Redginge]

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Recent visit on a Monday

Hadn’t been for years - forgot what a shit hole it is.

Odd set up as it’s in a dodgy office block - you have to walk around the side into a strange side entrance with a door with a piece of cardboard covering the window

Met by Alice who did massage - 40 to 50 not pretty - pitbull chewing a wasp came to mind - regretting it all ready

Booked by text earlier and paid 40 for 45 mins

Massage ok with reach unders - then the inevitable body to body - how much - you decide she says

Thought ok - 40 then and will round up to 50 if it’s good

Actually a very slow hand job with lots of ball and arse play which was excellent

Body was rough fat gut - did not go near minge and tits that gravity was winning the battle

Good ten minutes of play and then laid her on bed to off load on tits - she closed her legs pointedly - I thought good as I was going nowhere hear that

She did a good job then jumped up to shower and came back for actually nice head massage and front massage

Pleasant massage just rough room and rough looking but nice milf but at least didn’t rip you off - so neutral as service was great - rest …….

[webpunter]

PMSL
- pitbull
- regretting it already
- gravity
Quality reporting 

Gunt springs to mind ?
Sharing helps get it off your chest
Most active UKPers will have had the same happen at some point, its an occupational punting & massaging eden-hazard
Outside my manor so nil chance of thinking give her a go, however you could well have saved a more local UKPer or two from the same fate 
A neutral keeps the door open for you to do a revisit maybe ? 
& you are deservedly now on another like, me thinks this review is worth at least two or three 

[Stevelondon]

Cheers for the warning.
Definitely NOT my style of play.

[faquin1]

I've been there a few times myself in the past. Always had good service but the birds have generally been old and fat.

[Stevelondon]

I've been there a few times myself in the past. Always had good service but the birds have generally been old and fat.

Bit of a fetish of yours then 

[webpunter]

I've been there a few times myself in the past. Always had good service but the birds have generally been old and fat.

Does it make you feel comfortable going there ? 

[thetinman007]

Why did you pay for a B2B if you were not attracted to her?

[MrMatrix]

Well OP I was checking this estalishment out and Im grateful for your review. Last time I was here was pre covid, think these are new tenants. Youve saved me turning up and walking I think. 

[Stevelondon]

Well OP I was checking this estalishment out and Im grateful for your review. Last time I was here was pre covid, think these are new tenants. Youve saved me turning up and walking I think. 

Yep…… that’s what reviews are for 👍🏻

[thetinman007]

Shame. I often had good times there. That familiar smell of damp... aah 😁

[MrMatrix]

Shame. I often had good times there. That familiar smell of damp... aah 😁

Proably still there lingering I should think