Linda Mercedes - Friern, Barnet

[latrell]

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This was a plan C as plan A and B regs were not available on the day.
Called her on the day and managed to get a booking within 90 mins. English - poor and very thick accent.
Had difficulty to locate her flat, as the entrance was a bit hidden by some bushes & trees. Total nightmare. Her instructions were not clear and had trouble understanding her. I was just about to give up and in the end She knocked on the window once she saw me pass by her window for the 4th time!!! Now thinking back, I'm gutted I did manage to find her place 

Face not so good. Body 4/10. Not fat, but not fit either. Good booty but saggy tits.
Ground floor flat was tidy.

Paid £70 for 30 mins.

BJ wasn't good. Very mechanical, no eye contact or passion and every 2 mins asked if I was ready for sex WTF!!
She agreed to kissing and RO, but when it came to service delivery, it was a complete let down and said both were considered extras lol. We started in standing doggie...me by the bed, and she on it. Every time I tried to go in deep, she was moving ahead, and I could not follow through as the edge of the bed was restricting me. After 4 mins I caught a smelly whiff from her pussy , yuck!!

So changed position, and now we both were on bed... same doggie style as before. This time when she started moving ahead, I grabbed her ass, and started leaning onto her body and moving ahead with her, but she was not co-operating at all....wiggling to prevent deep penetration, asking to stop.  After 5 mins, she said it is hurting her, and she can't do this position any more.
Swithched to missionary. Felt like I was shagging a dead dolphin, head turned, no eye contact, no emotion, did not make a sound.

Was starting to get soft due to lack of effort and passion on her behalf so condom off and She did some more half hearted BJ and HJ and I eventually popped. Complete nightmare and would of been better off returning home and having a wank.
From now on I'm sticking to my Regs and not straying of the path anymore.
Came out of the flat in 20 mins. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

[scutty brown]

£90/hr Hungarian in London
totally predictable

[latrell]

 
I agree and annoyed with myself for such a schoolboy error . From now on staying away from Hungarian and Romanian sluts not well reviewed here!!!
I just hope this gets seen by as many Newbies & young G's as possible and hopefully puts these sluts out of buisness!!
Also, want to give back a little to this site as it's helped me avoid other potential horrors in the past

[latrell]

Also forgot to add that her noisy little mut wouldn't stop yapping away in the next room. Unbelievable that she's still manages to pull in the punters!!

[Iloveoral]

Also forgot to add that her noisy little mut wouldn't stop yapping away in the next room. Unbelievable that she's still manages to pull in the punters!!

This review also seems to be cut and paste
The OP will need to explain this too please

[latrell]

Hi. It's not copy paste. I've got nothing to explain unfortunately  my friend

[GingerNuts]

Hi. It's not copy paste. I've got nothing to explain unfortunately  my friend

Not entirely true. You've copied almost word for word parts of Linda Mercedes - Anal - Barnet/London - Negative

I've highlighted them for you.

External Link/Members Only

This was a plan C as plan A and B regs were not available on the day.
Called her on the day and managed to get a booking within 90 mins. English - poor and very thick accent.
Had difficulty to locate her flat, as the entrance was a bit hidden by some bushes & trees. Total nightmare. Her instructions were not clear and had trouble understanding her. I was just about to give up and in the end She knocked on the window once she saw me pass by her window for the 4th time!!! Now thinking back, I'm gutted I did manage to find her place 

Face not so good. Body 4/10. Not fat, but not fit either. Good booty but saggy tits.
Ground floor flat was tidy.

Paid £70 for 30 mins.

BJ wasn't good. Very mechanical, no eye contact or passion and every 2 mins asked if I was ready for sex WTF!!
She agreed to kissing and RO, but when it came to service delivery, it was a complete let down and said both were considered extras lol. We started in standing doggie...me by the bed, and she on it. Every time I tried to go in deep, she was moving ahead, and I could not follow through as the edge of the bed was restricting me. After 4 mins I caught a smelly whiff from her pussy , yuck!!

So changed position, and now we both were on bed... same doggie style as before. This time when she started moving ahead, I grabbed her ass, and started leaning onto her body and moving ahead with her, but she was not co-operating at all....wiggling to prevent deep penetration, asking to stop.  After 5 mins, she said it is hurting her, and she can't do this position any more.
Swithched to missionary. Felt like I was shagging a dead dolphin, head turned, no eye contact, no emotion, did not make a sound.

Was starting to get soft due to lack of effort and passion on her behalf so condom off and She did some more half hearted BJ and HJ and I eventually popped. Complete nightmare and would of been better off returning home and having a wank.
From now on I'm sticking to my Regs and not straying of the path anymore.
Came out of the flat in 20 mins. AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!

[latrell]

I haven't copy pasted all of the review only parts.. Apologies if this is a cardinal sin , but I haven't written a long essay since my school days and I'm a bit rusty. Excuse the sarcasm , going forward I'll cut the reviews down to a few sentences of my own if that works. Cheers buddy

[GingerNuts]

I haven't copy pasted all of the review only parts.. Apologies if this is a cardinal sin , but I haven't written a long essay since my school days and I'm a bit rusty. Excuse the sarcasm , going forward I'll cut the reviews down to a few sentences of my own if that works. Cheers buddy

It's for the moderators to decide if you get the opportunity to post more reviews in the future, so far you're still here.

I don't understand though how you could think it was acceptable to copy large parts of someone else's work. A review is supposed to be about your experience. Copying from someone else's review essentially makes your review fake as it's extremely unlikely you had the exact same experience.

[Iloveoral]

I haven't copy pasted all of the review only parts.. Apologies if this is a cardinal sin , but I haven't written a long essay since my school days and I'm a bit rusty. Excuse the sarcasm , going forward I'll cut the reviews down to a few sentences of my own if that works. Cheers buddy

I’ve never know 2 punts exactly the same.
Why would you rob the content from another review, it’s nothing to do with having to write a long essay.
All we want is the info to make a decision on if she’s worth seeing and services YOU have received, not another member.

I doubt you’ve even met the last 2 girls you’ve “reviewed”