External Link/Members Only£65/hour
Total shitshow. Recommend you avoid like the plague.
Initial comms hard work via text which should have been a sign. Agreed 1 hour with HE and foot play.
Very obvious shop front on main road through Birtley.
Arrived and ushered into room. Paid £65 upfront to lady on reception. Got undressed and my much younger masseuse arrived. Dressed like it was the middle of winter. Very very unsexy. Poor massage followed which concentrated on my back for 35 minutes. Very light and very boring. The girls English was very poor which caused issues once we started to run into problems.
First problem was that some 'punter' arrived outside the room and proceeded to discuss prices with reception. I presume he was getting off on it as he was told the prices fifty million times. The loud talking continued which spoiled the experience. Managed to get the message across, 'can you get those two to shut the fuck up' which eventually resulted in them moving somewhere else and talking equally loudly. Reception came in and apologised.
Very forgettable massage continued. Eventually after about 35 mins asked to turn over. Went straight for hand job. Reminded that a bit of foot worship had been agreed but she wanted more money. Reception back in again and explained to masseuse what had been agreed - clearly she hasn't been kept in the loop despite assurances to the contrary at the start. Really couldn't be chewed with the hassle so asked for £20 back and said i would just have massage only.
'Reception' sensing lots of profit said she would finish things off and sent masseuse out. Her massage technique was good but she wasn't prepared for it. She was wearing rings which i could feel and a necklace which kept bashing me on the head. Massage was very very very fast as clearly she wanted rid of me. Initial HE wasn't very sensual so had to remind her about this. Asked for finger up the bum which she initially wanted extra for but then threw in due to the rest of the booking being a shitshow. During all of this she's keeping an eye on a tablet which has the security cameras on it and sending the occasional text. Came eventually and she wanted me to leave at 45 minutes in. Pointed this out and got a rushed massage for probably another ten mins or so.
Generally crap experience in every way. I'd suggest with Lilly's Gateshead place ten minutes up the road that you give this place a miss. Will never return.
The only positive is there's a fantastic pie shop over the road. Everything else negative.
