Jamie of Diamonds

[ProfessorYaffle]

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I booked her for a 1 hour incall. Price was £100.

Communications with the agency were good. Phoned up and made the booking for the next day and it was arranged very quickly. I confirmed by text on the morning of the booking then they texted me the address apart from the flat number. I then phoned up for the flat number just before the start of the booking.

The flat was Diamond's "Quayside West" flat and is on Newcastle Quayside a few minutes walk from the Copthorne hotel. I don't think there is parking outside and it would be at least 5 minutes walk to the nearest car park.

Inside the flat is modern. The floor could have done with a hoovering but the bed was clean and fresh. The bathroom looked a bit untidy and there were shit stains in the toilet. The poor lighting in both the bathroom and bedroom don't help, they make the place feel dingy.

She's pretty facially though she's not really a head turner. She's better looking in profile I'd say. Her hair is like her Diamonds pics but is longer. She has a nice curvy body which is heavier than her Diamonds photos (legs, hips, bum). Her legs are really good IMO, meaty but shapely which is just how I like them. Boobs are natural and are B to C cup I'd guess. She has a nice tan.

She was wearing a short tight fitting blue dress. I gave her black hold ups to wear and she look fantastic in them.

She's a nice girl, very friendly with a softish Birmingham accent.

Her hygiene was perfect.

I sorted the paperwork and got a shower. She gave me a clean towel but there was no shower gel so I used shampoo instead (which worked well plus my chest hair was left with a glossy sheen haha).

Services: covered O, reverse O, 69, sex (missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl), cum on legs. She doesn't do kissing of any kind, OWO, anal or facials.

Her covered O was pretty good despite being covered and she was responsive during reverse O but stopped me before she came. She encouraged me to lie on top of her in missionary, and when I did she wrapped her legs around my waist and kissed my neck which was horny. She also rode me pretty hard in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Despite this she just didn't really seem to be all that into it during the sex, certainly not what I'd describe as passionate.

I took another shower and departed.

It wasn't a bad punt, just not a particularly good one. The covered O and especially the lack of any kissing just seemed to stifle any passion and spontaneity. I still enjoyed it but it could have been so much better without the restrictions. I wouldn't return and can't really recommend her when there are so many good girls out there offering more than she does.

[johnny34]

Thanks for the review Prof.

No kissing or Owo means it would be a no from me.

As for the state of the flat, after Lily & Eva left because of the state/mess of the flat they were asked to work in you'd have though they might try to make an effort to arrange some cleaning. Obviously they don't give a shit about the girls working for them.

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I booked her for a 1 hour incall. Price was £100.

Communications with the agency were good. Phoned up and made the booking for the next day and it was arranged very quickly. I confirmed by text on the morning of the booking then they texted me the address apart from the flat number. I then phoned up for the flat number just before the start of the booking.

The flat was Diamond's "Quayside West" flat and is on Newcastle Quayside a few minutes walk from the Copthorne hotel. I don't think there is parking outside and it would be at least 5 minutes walk to the nearest car park.

Inside the flat is modern. The floor could have done with a hoovering but the bed was clean and fresh. The bathroom looked a bit untidy and there were shit stains in the toilet. The poor lighting in both the bathroom and bedroom don't help, they make the place feel dingy.

She's pretty facially though she's not really a head turner. She's better looking in profile I'd say. Her hair is like her Diamonds pics but is longer. She has a nice curvy body which is heavier than her Diamonds photos (legs, hips, bum). Her legs are really good IMO, meaty but shapely which is just how I like them. Boobs are natural and are B to C cup I'd guess. She has a nice tan.

She was wearing a short tight fitting blue dress. I gave her black hold ups to wear and she look fantastic in them.

She's a nice girl, very friendly with a softish Birmingham accent.

Her hygiene was perfect.

I sorted the paperwork and got a shower. She gave me a clean towel but there was no shower gel so I used shampoo instead (which worked well plus my chest hair was left with a glossy sheen haha).

Services: covered O, reverse O, 69, sex (missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl), cum on legs. She doesn't do kissing of any kind, OWO, anal or facials.

Her covered O was pretty good despite being covered and she was responsive during reverse O but stopped me before she came. She encouraged me to lie on top of her in missionary, and when I did she wrapped her legs around my waist and kissed my neck which was horny. She also rode me pretty hard in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Despite this she just didn't really seem to be all that into it during the sex, certainly not what I'd describe as passionate.

I took another shower and departed.

It wasn't a bad punt, just not a particularly good one. The covered O and especially the lack of any kissing just seemed to stifle any passion and spontaneity. I still enjoyed it but it could have been so much better without the restrictions. I wouldn't return and can't really recommend her when there are so many good girls out there offering more than she does.

Is a 'positive' review an accurate description? Wouldn't 'neutral' be a better way to describe your experience?

[foreverchanges]

Thanks for the review Prof.

No kissing or Owo means it would be a no from me.

As for the state of the flat, after Lily & Eva left because of the state/mess of the flat they were asked to work in you'd have though they might try to make an effort to arrange some cleaning. Obviously they don't give a shit about the girls working for them.

You would think they would give a shit having. lost girls of the calibre of Lily, Eva,Honey, Frankie and Collette over the past few weeks but apparantly not.

[Toshiba]

Proffesor i like youre reviews, always think you give all the info, however...

I saw positive but read a neutral at best, however its your opinion on the punt.

Couple of points, the info on the flats is too specific imho and its been said and i agreed we give out too much info on here about flats locations, dangerous.her services sound very limited and being heftier than her pics is off putting, she seems nothing special and is not at all interesting.

Thanks for the review 

[Highlander]

Thanks Prof.

Good detailed review as per usual.  Haha, maybe a bit too detailed complete with scatological descriptions of the WC!     Would've been a neutral from me as well though. For £100 i'd expect some kissing! I'll give this one a miss, thanks for the insight.

 

[ProfessorYaffle]

Regarding the rating, I felt it was a positive as I still enjoyed it, but if others disagree fair enough. Everyone can read the text and decide for themselves.

Couple of points, the info on the flats is too specific imho and its been said and i agreed we give out too much info on here about flats locations, dangerous.

I didn't think I'd given away too much with my description of the location, bearing in mind I didn't even name the street it was on and there must be several dozen apartment blocks within a few minutes walk of the Copthorne. Anyone could ring up Diamonds and make a booking and be immediately given far more of the address than I gave here.

But saying that the point is noted and I'll be less specific in future.

[ProfessorYaffle]

As for the state of the flat, after Lily & Eva left because of the state/mess of the flat they were asked to work in you'd have though they might try to make an effort to arrange some cleaning. Obviously they don't give a shit about the girls working for them.

It's crazy, the flat has a washing machine, it just needs a cheap hoover and some cleaning materials.

5 minutes with a hoover and 2 minutes with a bog brush would fix most of the problems.

[Toshiba]

Regarding the rating, I felt it was a positive as I still enjoyed it, but if others disagree fair enough. Everyone can read the text and decide for themselves.

I didn't think I'd given away too much with my description of the location, bearing in mind I didn't even name the street it was on and there must be several dozen apartment blocks within a few minutes walk of the Copthorne. Anyone could ring up Diamonds and make a booking and be immediately given far more of the address than I gave here.

But saying that the point is noted and I'll be less specific in future.

You rate it overall as you were there, we can only decide from the review provided which comes over as not that positive, but thats nowt spoiling bud.with regards to the location it is quite specific tbh and i used to give out info like that but in truth its not needed, just "city centre flat " would do in truth.its a simple adjustment for us all to think about

[Toshiba]

It's crazy, the flat has a washing machine, it just needs a cheap hoover and some cleaning materials.

5 minutes with a hoover and 2 minutes with a bog brush would fix most of the problems.

Fuck no, that would eat into the profits

[sentinel]

Sounds like Hanover Street to me, a well-known venue for escorting.

The shit stains in the toilet, however, are inexcusable and just as much down to the escort to have put right as it is to the agency.

Personally that issue alone would have seen me walk, as that is the only way to get standards to improve.  £100 an hour to be confronted by something like that, I don't think so.   

[safc.lad]

Easily pleased

Sounds lower than average

[sentinel]

After reading the review again I can't for the life of me see how it could possibly be summed up as positive.

Some of these girls basically couldn't care less and seem to see clients as an hour or so of purgatory, only made bearable by the idea of picking up an easy hundred quid.

[Toshiba]

After reading the review again I can't for the life of me see how it could possibly be summed up as positive.

Some of these girls basically couldn't care less and seem to see clients as an hour or so of purgatory, only made bearable by the idea of picking up an easy hundred quid.

I tend to agree reading it again

Its his choice not ours but i tend to not be shy in giving it a negative if its not up to standard

[ProfessorYaffle]

After reading the review again I can't for the life of me see how it could possibly be summed up as positive.

Some of these girls basically couldn't care less and seem to see clients as an hour or so of purgatory, only made bearable by the idea of picking up an easy hundred quid.

Negatives:
1. Lack of kissing (the only major gripe).
2. Lack of OWO (which isn't the end of the world for me).
3. Wasn't as into it as she could have been during the sex. She wasn't asleep, looking at me in disgust,  mechanical, moaning about sore knees in doggy, moaning about being too tired in cowgirl, refusing to do certain positions. It just would have been more fun if she'd been more passionate, but as I said in my text she did ride me hard and did the neck kissing etc. which was nice.

Pros:
1. Attractive girl with good body especially her legs.
2. Friendly personality.
3. Good hygiene.
4. Oral pretty good (despite being covered).
5. Reverse O good.
6. 69 was good.
7. Sex enjoyable.
8. Cumming on her legs was very enjoyable.

While the 3 negatives detracted from the experience, overall I still enjoyed it. Therefore to me it was a positive.

[ProfessorYaffle]

Sounds like Hanover Street to me, a well-known venue for escorting.

The shit stains in the toilet, however, are inexcusable and just as much down to the escort to have put right as it is to the agency.

Personally that issue alone would have seen me walk, as that is the only way to get standards to improve.  £100 an hour to be confronted by something like that, I don't think so.   

It wasn't Hanover street, which somewhat proves my point.

There's no way I'd walk after forking out £100 because of a few turd strikes in the toilet bowl.

[FLYING BLUE]

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untidy and there were shit stains in the toilet.

She doesn't do kissing of any kind, OWO, anal or facials.

Despite this she just didn't really seem to be all that into it during the sex, certainly not what I'd describe as passionate.

I wouldn't return and can't really recommend her when there are so many good girls out there offering more than she does.

Prof, great review - thanks but, I have to say, based on the above comments, that I agree with the others - this sounds at best, neutral or more towards the negative. Having said that, its your review & your opinion of course.

Suffice to say, I will not be paying a visit

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Independent profile set up... Would avoid as she blatantly lying about services based on this review

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Independent profile set up... Would avoid as she blatantly lying about services based on this review

Well spotted good info

[ProfessorYaffle]

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Independent profile set up... Would avoid as she blatantly lying about services based on this review

I saw that profile yesterday and thought it must be her. There were references to Birmingham in there which she's now removed (after your post presumably). I guess that confirms it!

She told me the reason she doesn't kiss is that she promised her BF she wouldn't, which makes a nonsense of her "french kissing (at discretion)" claim. Unless she means it's at her BF's discretion.