Lanzarote

[sonic999]

 Anyone tried recently? I'm off there next month looking for a decent massage and HR, Reading other posts seems is very quiet and nothing really recent.

[stanr]

Try this site, there were at least 7 girls working in PDC when i was there recently offering a variety of services and rates

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Also there is a Thai massage place just near the casino and the mucky duck in PDC, i think its called You & Me but not sure - its 50 euros (cash or card) for the 1 hour massage and a discreet 20 euros in cash to the masseuse for a HJ...

let us know how you go on

[Rcracer]

They've lowered their prices then. They did want 100€+ for an hour, I laughed and walked. It's hard work finding some fun out there. There's an elderly woman in arreciffe who does tantric massage's but nothing else.

[sonic999]

Try this site, there were at least 7 girls working in PDC when i was there recently offering a variety of services and rates

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Also there is a Thai massage place just near the casino and the mucky duck in PDC, i think its called You & Me but not sure - its 50 euros (cash or card) for the 1 hour massage and a discreet 20 euros in cash to the masseuse for a HJ...

let us know how you go on

  Thanks for info looks more like they are escorts rather ladys offering a massage. And very few in the Playa Blanca area. Will just have to see whats around when I get there,

[stanr]

  Thanks for info looks more like they are escorts rather ladys offering a massage. And very few in the Playa Blanca area. Will just have to see whats around when I get there,

Some do massage with HE, just change the filter from 'Escorts' to 'massage' on the website

PB is a desert for this type of activity, it is very much a couples and family resort. However, there is usually one person working from there most of the time... I would suggest catching the bus to PDC, it runs every 20 minutes til late at night, only costs 2.75 euros each way and takes 30 minutes...

[sonic999]

 After a trawl of the internet found this place, "Tantra Erotic Massage Lanzarote" They have a place in PB, Google maps shows it to be a fairly ordinary house on an estate north east of the main town, Used their email address for further enquiries, Was quoted 120 Euros for one hour B2B with happy ending, Booking only, The lady there only does massage and happy endings apparently if you are wanting the Prostate or Lingam they offer on the website you have to go to one of the other places. Seems slightly high on the costs, Might give it a try if nothing else seems available. Found it by using Google searched Lanzarote erotic massage. If I go will report back.

[sonic999]

Try this site, there were at least 7 girls working in PDC when i was there recently offering a variety of services and rates

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Also there is a Thai massage place just near the casino and the mucky duck in PDC, i think its called You & Me but not sure - its 50 euros (cash or card) for the 1 hour massage and a discreet 20 euros in cash to the masseuse for a HJ...

let us know how you go on

  Cant seem to be able to find much out about this You and Me place, Found one photo of front of shop but its not on Google maps, Anyone tried here? No reports seem to be anywhere, Not even a search seems to throw anything up.

[stanr]

  Cant seem to be able to find much out about this You and Me place, Found one photo of front of shop but its not on Google maps, Anyone tried here? No reports seem to be anywhere, Not even a search seems to throw anything up.

It on Calle Chalana in PDC, near casino and Mucky Duck pub... and prices quoted above were from when I visited it in July this year

[Rcracer]

Hi, there’s another who does Tantric massages in PDC and she’s up near where Lidl is. Not cheap at 150€ an hour for massages. I’ve not been but I’ve text her a few times over the years.

[sonic999]

It on Calle Chalana in PDC, near casino and Mucky Duck pub... and prices quoted above were from when I visited it in July this year

Any chance of a proper review?

[sonic999]

 Tried to book at the tantric massage place but fully booked whilst I am here,

[Mij]

Since the demise of Pasion.com a couple of years ago, it seems Destacamos.com is the main site that everyone uses these days. There is a section for Erotic Massage, but to be fair there's not a huge choice on there, coupled with the fact that some FS girls advertise in that section as well. There is a fair roation of girls though so always some choice. Seems to be a lot of South American girls working there at the mo.

From my visits over the last couple of years here is a summary of recent escapades! No particular order...just as I remember them!

1. You and Me shop- north end of PDC. Went last year and had a decent full B2B and OWO. 140 for the hour. Nice enough woman.

2. Isabella - PDC. Advertises periodically on Destacamos when she's on the island. Very good sensual massage - nice environment in dedicated apartment. Expensive at 150/hr though but proper B2B and PM if that floats your boat. (no current Ad)

3. Kiara - floods Destatcamos with multiple different ads when she is around. Very good massage inc B2B / sensual massage / PM. Mutual massage option is 20 extra on top of the 120/hr fee. Did have FS once with her which was 180 for about 90 mins in total. External Link/Members Only

4. Lucky Shop - Costa Teguise. Havent been but it's the same Chinese crowd from the house by Biosfera Shopping Centre in PDC, and also the shop on Calle Chalana in PDC. Won't be visiting. (see my previous posts!)

5. Lisa - Arrecife. Good, solid B2B / sensual massage with HE. Quite reasonable too as I only used to hand over 50E for between 70-90 mins. You do need to close youe eyes though and try to imagine someone other then the 60 year old (She told me she was 50 about 10 years ago so take the 45 in her ad with a handful of salt!) rubbing herself over your body. Decent massage though!

There have been many more but they only seem to visit Lanza a couple of times before moving around the 'circuit'. Just need to keep checking Destacamos.

Cheers,
Mij
 

[Mij]

Found an old ad for Isabella (above in PDC)

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Mij

[plef1000]

I went to the You and Me shop- at north end of PDC in Nov 24 - costs €60 now. I asked about extras, they said no, and also I think the masseuse stole some cash from the pocket of my trousers that were hanging up that I had left in a pocket to pay for extras - so I would not recommend!

[Upsndowns79]

Since the demise of Pasion.com a couple of years ago, it seems Destacamos.com is the main site that everyone uses these days. There is a section for Erotic Massage, but to be fair there's not a huge choice on there, coupled with the fact that some FS girls advertise in that section as well. There is a fair roation of girls though so always some choice. Seems to be a lot of South American girls working there at the mo.

From my visits over the last couple of years here is a summary of recent escapades! No particular order...just as I remember them!

1. You and Me shop- north end of PDC. Went last year and had a decent full B2B and OWO. 140 for the hour. Nice enough woman.

2. Isabella - PDC. Advertises periodically on Destacamos when she's on the island. Very good sensual massage - nice environment in dedicated apartment. Expensive at 150/hr though but proper B2B and PM if that floats your boat. (no current Ad)

3. Kiara - floods Destatcamos with multiple different ads when she is around. Very good massage inc B2B / sensual massage / PM. Mutual massage option is 20 extra on top of the 120/hr fee. Did have FS once with her which was 180 for about 90 mins in total. External Link/Members Only

4. Lucky Shop - Costa Teguise. Havent been but it's the same Chinese crowd from the house by Biosfera Shopping Centre in PDC, and also the shop on Calle Chalana in PDC. Won't be visiting. (see my previous posts!)

5. Lisa - Arrecife. Good, solid B2B / sensual massage with HE. Quite reasonable too as I only used to hand over 50E for between 70-90 mins. You do need to close youe eyes though and try to imagine someone other then the 60 year old (She told me she was 50 about 10 years ago so take the 45 in her ad with a handful of salt!) rubbing herself over your body. Decent massage though!

There have been many more but they only seem to visit Lanza a couple of times before moving around the 'circuit'. Just need to keep checking Destacamos.

Cheers,
Mij
 

Cheers Mij

Ive WhatsApp’d Kiara and she has sent a price list of services (Basically €130 1 hour for mutual touch B2B massage with HE.

Looks promising……. I know it’s a matter of opinion but is she fit? What nationality is she?

Cheers

[Upsndowns79]

Cheers Mij

Ive WhatsApp’d Kiara and she has sent a price list of services (Basically €130 1 hour for mutual touch B2B massage with HE.

Looks promising……. I know it’s a matter of opinion but is she fit? What nationality is she?

Cheers

Also had response from Bella on WhatsApp. €150 for an hour tantric massage. Slightly more but a bit closer to where I’m staying. If anyone has seen either Bella or Kiara and has any intel it would be greatly recieved.

I’ll do a review on return.

[kingtoad]

Just come back from there and it’s a punting graveyard. I tried DestaCamos but never got anything to be confirmed, nightclub 55 was also tried in Costa Teguise but that’s more a strip joint and again nothing extra offered.

[touche]

reading this it seems like it could be a hard find in lanzarote over new year?

[daviemac]

reading this it seems like it could be a hard find in lanzarote over new year?

You're a bit shy on reviews mate, is there a reason for that?

[Mij]

I’d say Kiara was fit IMO. Late 20’s, blonde, curvy but not chunky. Would happily see her again.

To be honest, I don’t have much trouble finding girls in Lanzarote using destacamos. Just use google translate, text them in Spanish keeping it simple with something like, “Hi, are you available today? Where are you staying?”, and then they will usually respond with rates and an address. I usually see 6/7 per trip, but pointless reviewing most of them as they are only ever on-island for 2 weeks or so before continuing on the circuit. Most are usually in Arrecife, and to be fair you need to be fairly ballsy as some of the areas are residential and a little run down, but that’s all part of the fun, just try not to look too touristy! Lol.

[Mij]

One to look out for if they are in Lanzarote while you are there…..

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Dalila….fantastic service.. 60€ for 30 mins, and she will let you do anything to her once she knows you. Currently my #1 if she’s available, although she currently has the hump with me at the mo as she didn’t respond in time when I asked if she was available one day, so ended up shagging her brazilian friend in the room next door instead, then she got all hysterical on me afterwards for not picking her! lol. Latin vibes I guess….hopefully will calm down soon!

[Upsndowns79]

Looks like she is currently in murcia? Do you know or have you seen any of the girls currently available? I’m here for the next week

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Cheers for the info so far

[Mij]

Sorry, turnover of the girls is very high, so no, have not seen nor can recommend any in that current listing.

Are you limited to just PDC?

You will have more options in Arrecife.

 
Mij

[Upsndowns79]

Sorry, turnover of the girls is very high, so no, have not seen nor can recommend any in that current listing.

Are you limited to just PDC?

You will have more options in Arrecife.

 
Mij

Yes can get to Arrecife or Playa Honda easy enough. Any recommendations are welcome.

Thanks

[Mij]

Sorry, have had a look through the ones available and can honestly say I've not met any of the ones currently on there. Like I said before there is a very high turnover of girls around the Spanish circuit both in the Canaries, Balearics, and mainland Spain.

The only one I have seen, but cannot recommend, is this one External Link/Members Only
Add about 15 years to the photos and you'll be getting close!

Also, for info, girls shown with "3D" or descriptions like "🌺🌺 CLOE 🌺🌺 DE REGRESO A LANZAROTE **" are girls in a brothel (Alicia 3D), and they do charge supplements at night for entry and mandatory drinks for you AND the girl at 15E each regardless of what you order! You have been warned! That said, they do attract the good-looking youngest girls there, and I did have an amazing session with a drop dead gorgeous 18 year old a few years ago!

[Upsndowns79]

Great info and thanks for taking the time

[Upsndowns79]

Sorry, have had a look through the ones available and can honestly say I've not met any of the ones currently on there. Like I said before there is a very high turnover of girls around the Spanish circuit both in the Canaries, Balearics, and mainland Spain.

The only one I have seen, but cannot recommend, is this one External Link/Members Only
Add about 15 years to the photos and you'll be getting close!

Also, for info, girls shown with "3D" or descriptions like "🌺🌺 CLOE 🌺🌺 DE REGRESO A LANZAROTE **" are girls in a brothel (Alicia 3D), and they do charge supplements at night for entry and mandatory drinks for you AND the girl at 15E each regardless of what you order! You have been warned! That said, they do attract the good-looking youngest girls there, and I did have an amazing session with a drop dead gorgeous 18 year old a few years ago!

Any alarm bells ringing on the advert below?

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[Mij]

Haha….the eyes in the 3rd pic! 

Firstly, I think you’d only meet THAT girl if you had a Time Machine and went back 15 years!

It sounds like the same Chinese place on Calle Gabiete, grubby, run-down, and operated by the same Chinese set-up that runs the massage shops in Costa Teguise (Lucky), PDC (Calle Chalana), and now Playa Blanca.

I’ve mentioned this place before…for me it’s a solid plan c type of place, older women, not the prettiest. Depends what you want I guess. Good for a quick pump and dump if no other options are around….dunno…maybe a try-it-once sort of place.

 
Mij

[Mij]

P.s., if you DO go there, go into the Biosfera shopping centre and use the escalators to get to the top level, then exit by the sushi place onto the road, else that hill is a killer and you’ll be gasping for breath as you knock on their door! Lol

[Upsndowns79]

P.s., if you DO go there, go into the Biosfera shopping centre and use the escalators to get to the top level, then exit by the sushi place onto the road, else that hill is a killer and you’ll be gasping for breath as you knock on their door! Lol

Bullseye…… that is the address I was given…..I’ll give it a swerve.

[Mij]

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If you just want a massage, B2B and HE, this woman used to deliver a great service. Not seen her for about 5+ years though, and she told me that she was 50 about 12 years ago! Great relaxing, proper oily massage with B2B and HE, but def no more than that. Used to be on Calle Mexico just off inner ring road in Arrecife.

I used to pay €50 for an hour.

[Mij]

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This one looks interesting. If I was there I’d prob give her a try.

This one looks fun too in Playa Honda
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Warning, if she’s in a place on Calle Guaticea, have your phone torch handy as it’s pitch black once you get past the front door and it’s about a 7 metre walk to the apartment doors and there are steps at the end! Learnt that one from experience!

[Mij]

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I met her last time I was in Lanzarote. Independent, small apartment on a side road in Arrecife near to the Gran Hotel (underground parking, paid but not too expensive…take cash though!)

As with all of them, pictures are flattering, but I did have a good time with her.

 
Mij

[Mij]

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Old ad but she visits Lanzarote every couple of weeks or so. Good massage, and will do the whole chiropractor thing too. Then she will jump on top and fuck you and squirt over you too if that’s your thing! Was pricy at about €150 for the hour but was fun! Worth seeing if she’s on the island.

The there is Freya up at Costa Teguise, Massage +
Good solid massage, but will do (albeit pricy) extras.
Shame I had a bit of a falling out with her a few years ago as I missed an appointment with her and she’s not talking to me any more. Had lots of good fun times with her though.

[Upsndowns79]

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This one looks interesting. If I was there I’d prob give her a try.

This one looks fun too in Playa Honda
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Warning, if she’s in a place on Calle Guaticea, have your phone torch handy as it’s pitch black once you get past the front door and it’s about a 7 metre walk to the apartment doors and there are steps at the end! Learnt that one from experience!

Interesting you picked out Miriam as I messaged her yesterday. She is on Celle Mastil but leaving for Madrid this evening…… €60 per HH though so might call down for “lunch”

[Mij]

Let me know how it goes! 

[Upsndowns79]

So…… a couple of quick WhatsApp messages and I was there for “lunch”. As expected she was a little more mature looking than her photos and I’d place her age at early to mid 40’s but she had a great body on her & im no spring chicken.

She was packed and ready to travel home to Madrid.

60€ for 30 mins which consisted of a brief teasing massage, quite deep oral and a titwank in her more than adequate tits and then a half decent fuck (covered). She was a bit tentative in missionary but got on top and rode me well and got very wet in the process.

I suppose it was good value and emptied my sacks but she spoke as much English as I do Spanish and I always find the process mechanical when there is a language barrier.

Thanks for all the info it definitely helped and gave me confidence to follow up on comms

[Mij]

Nice one! Glad you had a good time! Sounds like one to keep an eye out for when I go back.

You do tend to find that the “independent” women there all shave a good few years off their ages, whereas the in the brothels (incidentally quite legal out there, but you need to watch out for how they are run, hence earlier comments about mandatory drinks charges), they do seem to pretty much reflect their actual ages, and are typically 20 to 25 year old South Americans.

You do have to be either fairly ballsy or have a good grasp of Spanish to go into one of them though! Or at least pre-arrange it all before-hand who you are going to see via WhatsApp (and usually Google Translate!)

 
Mij

[Mkdng]

Any updates in PDC? Heading here in a few weeks and just doing a bit of homework. Preferably looking b2b massage