External Link/Members OnlyJune 24. £100 for 30 mins
I went based on the previous reviews that said she looked like the pics, but I should have taken that with a pinch of salt plus noticed the detail about the lack of towel offered.
Comms - good, via text. I doubt it was her because her English is extremely limited.
Location - in Sheldon Square which is posh, so I expected the flat to be nice. It wasn't. The room was messy and the bathroom was disgusting. I almost got seen naked a couple of times because of doors opening and people almost wandering around. Not that I'm precious about being seen naked but wtf. There was this really thin double door type thing between the bedroom and what I presume was a living room and I could hear two or three people talking in there, within feet. They would have heard everything in extreme detail. Cris kept going over and chatting to them as well, inbetween bathroom trips.
SP - her boobs were as big as the pics but not voluptuous, which I should have guessed. She also looked not remotely glamorous, which I may have guessed, but I mean a bit raggedy and quite unlike the sex goddess pictured. I'm 99% sure she wasn't showered due to her half naked appearance (boobs hanging out and some kind of underwear as if she hadn't got dressed after just having sex) and slight odor. Very friendly but extremely limited English. Eager to please though.
The meet - It was very hard to explain that I wanted a shower, but when she got it she kindly directed me to the bathroom where there was no towel and it was rank. The sink was horrible. I eventually explained that I needed a towel and she gave me a tiny footmat towel which was visibly stained all over with god knows what and horrible. Defintely not laundered. Made me feel sick tbh. Managed to vaguely shower.
Cracked on with some OW, a titfuck, and some rapid sex in a couple of positions. Finished as quick as I could and then spent ages explaining that I needed a clean towel. She finally gave me another almost equally disgusting full-size towel. Had a shower, got changed in silence still kind of wet because I couldn't bear to use either of those filthy towels. Then left in a hurry.
Not for me. Although the service was reasonably enthusiastic, when a place is disgusting and there are hygiene issues it really puts me off. If anyone can recommend any huge-boobed SPs that would be great.
