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Via whatsapp. This lady works with Sara on sime occasions. A photo was shown of her before the booking. Booking confirmed as Sara was not available. £50 for 1 hour and HE £30. Evening appointment. Confirmed on whatsapp. Weekday appointment.
Location
Bedhampton house, easy to find. Parking is free outside the house. The house has a lot of outside cameras. Clean bathroom. Clean massage room.
Danny
Danny is slim, very slim. Black hair, brown eyes. Chinese. Wore a pink dress and that was skin tight for the meeting. She had heels on, I was to say 5'7.
The massage
I undressed and asked for certain things. She said ok. But I do not think she understood me. I was lying on my front and she put some music on. The lights were off and lamps were on She stayed while I got undressed. She massaged by back quite firmly. I said to do it softer. I was ignored and said she gives a good massage. She was massaging my legs, back firmly. While she was doing this I could feel her only going it with one hand. As she was on her phone.
I do not know what she was doing on her phone. She was then leaving voice notes on her phone while massaging me. I would guess to her boss or clients as it was in Chinese. She then played voice notes on her phone. She would then carrying on being on her phone. I could feel her phone vibrations on the table and could feel that she was scrolling and swiping her phone. She then put a phone away on the table, which I heard. Her phone kept dinging, from messages I would assume. At this point, I knew I had made a mistake.
The phone dinged about 5 times in the space of 5 mins and she did not put it on silent. She decided to check her phone again. The final "amazing" bit of this massage was that she had wind/gas. Which I could smell. It definitely was not me. I promise. She carried on massaging me quite firmly and I had said again to do it softer. This did not happen. She was talking to me, but I could not really understand her too well.
After my back side was finished I turned over. She said I should have gone for body 2 body, it would be good. I declined. I was happy enough to stick with HE. She was teasing, with cc swipes and ball play. Out of no where, she pushed down very hard on my bladder. I needed to go to the toilet for a leak. I have no idea why this happened. I held on for a bit. She kept telling me to do body to body and she said something else which I could not understand, I would guess 40 minutes had past.
She started to jack me off. I think she got annoyed as I was not climaxing in 30 seconds. She went harder and harder. She said something about me being hard. I asked if I could touch she said yes, but when I did, she kept laughing and then moved away. Even when I touched her bum, legs, body with permission. She laughed and moved away. At this point, I think she wanted to kill my penis to make it explode. Eventually, I climaxed.
She wiped it up and then carried on massaging me, which at this point was a lot softer now. I still needed to go for a leak and I held on. I did not want to get up and then come back. She finished with a head massage, then I had it was finished. She told me to use the towel and she was back on her phone. She was saying next time I should come for body to body. I got dressed, went for a leak and left.
I told Sara/the whatsapp number about the experience. They said sorry. People have gas/wind. It happens. Being on the phone for about 15 or 30 minutes of the session was frustrating and leaving/listening voice notes when you are having a massage is disturbing when you are meant to be relaxing. My penis is also still attached to my body and working.
Verdict
I would class this as a neutral. I did climax. I would not see Danny again. I was a bit annoyed afterwards as I travelled all the way for the massage and it was not an ideal experience.
