Emily's crime brûlée - a pseudo review

[Rstone]

Why a pseudo review?
Because I am an odd punter... Some would say I am not a 'real punter': not looking for full service , only assisted showers, massage (mutual type !) being able to do/get what I want with/from a willing WG (tit lickin & wank, fingering, balls licking ... And all kind of things that have absolute zero STD risks)

That said after her reviews on UKP I decided to spend £160 NOT to have sex with Emily!
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In a nutshell HOT girl, good attitude and great Massage.

here are the good and bads (what bad?):

Goods:
- smoking hot! And I mean sexy hot, not tall skinny model hot.
- incredible butt! This lady has an ass that you could find on a black girl. She clearly goes to the gym and her body is curvy AND toned
- incredible tits! When the bra went down, as she was lapdancing, I just remember thinking "I am in heaven". Big enough to put a dick, but not big enough to burry it.
- tight little pussy: that's just using my fingers ... But I'd imagine my dick would have felt squeezed in there
- good attitude: she's cool , nice and polite. She is willing: practically every time I was taking care of her she would make some noise and try to convince me to have sex ...
- sweet lips for DFK (at discretion I think)
- very good massage. It could be of professional standard if it were done on a proper massage table.
- good conversation in a very good English
- the area: (1) she's in the east and  (2) I totally disagree with west8 on the area... there are shitty streets in Whitechapel, but she has a nice flat in a nice part of aldgate.

Bads:
No bads really... If I want to be picky, I'd say my wife has softer skin.. But she's Thai, so that ain't the same category me thinks...

Anyway .. Hope that helps some of you

Cheers

[west8]

Hard to disagree with anything you have written Rstone - she is indeed spectacular.

The fact that you left happy and satisfied after spending 160 notes shows clearly that young Emily is a solid bet for any punter.

Thanks for the review!

[LL]

That was a good review mate and for the record I don't believe you actually have to have penetrative sex to enjoy a WG.  I was like you when I started punting - I didn't want to risk full service as I was paranoid about catching an STI.  Looking back actually the finish was just as satisfying without penetration - I'd always go for covered oral, in 69 position - where I wouldn't lick (still don't do RO) but just admire the view and cum whilst being sucked off.  Then one day on a punt the WG managed to talk me into fucking her and I did and haven't looked back since  .  But I don't think that makes me any more of a "real punter" than you.  When I read reviews, hearing about how tight the girl's pussy is, is much less important than finding out about her attitude, looks and whether or not she rushes her customers.

[Jay72]

I used to be the same too to avoid all STD risks. Think ive gone a little too far the other way now having done owo recently, so going to revert to OW now. But think you're ok with a mac and penetrative sex... Unless it breaks of course.

Emily does a great sensual build-up massage - would definitely recommend everyone doea that.

[vt]

I don't think anyone would question whether your review is valid even though the punt didn't contain penetrative sex. I couldn't imagine punting without sampling all the delights on offer, but each to his own.

I do have a question though...you mention that this girl was trying to convince you to go 'all the way'...Does that happen a lot? Do the girls think you believe that they are 'dirty' in some way and are keen to prove they are not? Do they see it as their mission to seduce you?

[west8]

Surely any WG sees it as their mission to get a guy/customer to 'put out'?

As most WGs will have fucked hundreds if not thousands of guys, they must take it personally when the odd punter claims he doesn't want to fuck.

Moreover, the absence of penetrative sex equates to either 1. Impotence or 2. indifference in the cock-hungry mind of a WG.

[Rstone]

Surely any WG sees it as their mission to get a guy/customer to 'put out'?

As most WGs will have fucked hundreds if not thousands of guys, they must take it personally when the odd punter claims he doesn't want to fuck.

Moreover, the absence of penetrative sex equates to either 1. Impotence or 2. indifference in the cock-hungry mind of a WG.

Ahah.. I cleared the air and said that it's because I am not a single man .. But I think you're right that she tried her best to seduce me into penetrative sex as if it was a challenge

From a personal POV... Some years back, single, I used to go for the whole lot without restriction (a couple brazilians brothels around kingsX had the hottest girls I have probably fucked back then).
Stopped with the missus coming in the middle.
Went back to strip clubs but thought "shit I spent £100 in an hour just looking at tits, I could have spent that amount licking them ... it would be less frustrating"
Did a few "punts" since that thought
When I was at Emily's I had another thought " shit for the same price I could be holding her ankles above my head while my balls slam her butthole ... This is so fucking frustrating!"
It's not just the STDs though there is the guilt as well... Call me stupid, but I have (for now) less psychological issues playing with a WG's assets than I would sticking my cock into her.
Frustration could well change that balance some day!

[mrhappypants]

I think you clicked with her.  Different from me but thanks.for the well written review.


Dave

[monstar]

I think you clicked with her.  Different from me but thanks.for the well written review.


Dave

Did you write a review? I can't find it in the linked reviews. It would be good to hear about your experience if it was a neutral / positive as you are implying. Cheers

[west8]

Did you write a review? I can't find it in the linked reviews. It would be good to hear about your experience if it was a neutral / positive as you are implying. Cheers

Time saving tip: if a girl is well reviewed, Dave will have had a shit experience.

Don't deny it Dave 

[kwahima]

nice review man! 
check your inbox please btw     

[webpunter]

But I think you're right that she tried her best to seduce me into penetrative sex as if it was a challenge

Great achievement, even if it might have been the x 'nd' / 'rd' / 'th' of the day for her.  Bet it felt good

You mention above: "If I want to be picky, I'd say my wife has softer skin.. But she's Thai, so that ain't the same category me thinks..."
Sorry don't know how to do double link. Are you sure she doesn't secretly work in a parlour with loads of B2B & baby-oil ?   

[Rstone]

Great achievement, even if it might have been the x 'nd' / 'rd' / 'th' of the day for her.  Bet it felt good

There is absolutely no doubt about that! However it shows that she had a good attitude ... She was offering a service I did not ask for .... And it does make you feel not bad indeed.

You mention above: "If I want to be picky, I'd say my wife has softer skin.. But she's Thai, so that ain't the same category me thinks..."
Sorry don't know how to do double link. Are you sure she doesn't secretly work in a parlour with loads of B2B & baby-oil ?   

Don't joke with that... what would happen if I were to go for a rub and tug and see my wife open the door !! I'd feel heart broken... I'd probably start a thread on not allowed "my wife gives nude massage, shall I trust her still?"

Shit jokes apart ... Emily would be a 10/10 If she had softer skin... That's the only downside with her for me but, as said, I may be picky with that.... Anyone had the same thought on punt with her!

Webpunter - do you seriously not understand how to "double link" ? As easy as copy&paste ...

[webpunter]

Great reply.   Will have a go on double-link.  I've been slowly, coaxed & teasingly persuaded into FS.  And not just to make me come quick.  Stopped FS after a while after making her all wet & dribbly.  Then HJ onto tits.  The WG's 'want' to switch to FS made me feel like a million dollars.  I had zero chance of resisting.  Felt just about close as to shagging a new GF as its ever going to be.  Albeit with one eye on the meter.  Made me go back for return visit.  So in some senses i was like a lamb to the slaughter

[webpunter]

I'd feel heart broken... I'd probably start a thread on not allowed "my wife gives nude massage, shall I trust her still?"

I wasn't just referring to nude massage !  Do you want me to list the extras in alphabetical or price order ?

[Rstone]

I wasn't just referring to nude massage !  Do you want me to list the extras in alphabetical or price order ?

Aha ... Seriously ... Answering to you I starting picturing the scene ... 

It would just be terrible!

Obviously the bitch would be in a week position... I could always pretend I came here knowing she starting whoring ... To confront her ...

But then because she knows I am not half a filthy perv, and because the bitch is clever, she'd explain how I am a lier, and the only reason she had started to fuck for money is the very fact that I spend all cash I earn on WGs ... And that it's my fault...

Aaahhh no no ... Ok .... I am getting a divorce now... Just the thought of that happening is too hard to bear...

[Rstone]

before you complain let me correct: "weAk position"  ...

[webpunter]

before you complain let me correct: "weAk position"  ...

Typos / spelling mistakes are a 'given' - especially after consuming alcohol.  See how many WG's write 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely' on their profiles