Let me find the thread where someone was telling me I am an idiot for resisting the cashless society 
Hilarious early this morning in the posh Waitrose cafe.
Long queue in front of me of ladies in from the Cheshire set, waiting impatiently to show off their top of the range phones, to pay for their usual 12oz not too hot, 130° split shot, sugar free vanilla, not too much syrup, no foam, Americano with coconut milk, with big straw.

All having panic attacks as it was cash only.

I wasn't laughing for very long because I'm often stuck behind young'ns paying by phone which isn't working.
I've even got so impatient, I've offered to pay cash for them just to get the queue moving.
Card payment's fine. Phones??....leave them in your bl..dy pocket.
We're not impressed.

All I wanted was a cup of tea and a toasted teacake, so I could sit down and pick my gee gees.
