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Flat in Cowley/Temple Cowley area
Price-
£30 for 15mins £50 for 30mins
Review-
I found myself bored this evening (July 24) and looking for a punt in Oxford. After reading Lewis's review (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=396334.0) I've never seen Lorraine before but found the review intriguing and figured how bad could it be....... turns out VERY BAD
Initial comms done via text from the number in the advert, scheduled a time after dark and made my way there. Opted for 30 minutes at £50.
Given directions to a run down block of flat in Cowley- told to wait across the road and she would guide me in....no problem.
Walked into the flat and the smell hit me, it was like an animal sanctuary in there! I was greeted enthusiastically by a very weathered tired shell of a woman, reminded me of a witch! Told to make my way upstairs and offered a drink as the 15 dogs in the kitchen barked at me.
This should have been my point of walking however I figured I could settle for a BJ and be on my way quickly- the dogs, smell and absolute mess of the flat did not initially deter me and I wondered up the stairs climbing over a gate at the top. The bedroom was an absolute shit heap of clothes and rubbish. Lorraine joined me after a minute or two and started complaining that one of her dogs had managed to escape the hell-hole. I was quite surprised she'd even noticed one was missing!
I could see in the stairwell outside the room cats running up and down the stairs, mould covered the ceiling and walls and the sheer smell of the place nearly made me gag.......
Lorraine began to undress and my eyes were quickly drawn to her horrible death like body, she really was an absolute mess. I could clearly see track marks on her legs and arms....
Made my excuse (left wallet in car) and quickly made my way out of there! Luckily no funds exchanged, cannot speak for any of her services offered but I would strongly urge all to avoid this one at all costs.
