Caveat – I writing this up whilst in a grumpy mood. Nothing to do with this punt which was about a month ago. But it may filter through in my write up here.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyAfter reading a review of the above provider whilst being in the mood for a TS punt I noticed she was not far from my area and again I tried to call. Again this was met with no answer and a switch to whatsapp where a message was met with a menu.
And hour (£130) was arranged for the not too distant future and I made my way to the venue.
This was a terraced house in the Selly Oak area. Good use of comms detailed that the use of a back passage (fnarr fnarr) allowed for discreet entrance and no on street prying.
Kate met me an ushered me inside. Asked me to remove shoes and we made our way upstairs. I asked to make use of the facilities and took a shower. Kate came with a towel and knocked on the door which protected my modesty which was completely pointless in light of the fact I was to be naked in her presence in the next few minutes.
Bedroom was sparsely decorated but did contain a large mirror that allowed me to see her massage technique through barely closed eyelids.
The massage was alright, nothing special, focussing more on a knot removal type technique on the calves. It got slightly more sensual when she moved up my body.
But I don’t know whether it was the vibe that I was giving off but like my previous punt with Melissa there didn’t seem to be the level of intimacy that had been suggested in the previous reviews and recommendations.
Again the massage seemed to be the difference between what could be expected in the difference between the half and full hour.
The mirror did add a new perspective but I do basically feel now that my usual tactic of giving some time between the meeting and the review wasn’t appropriate here as the encounter was not particularly memorable in any way.
We did move onto a more intimate type of service. It was alright. She was quite enthusiastic providing oral. She then topped. First entry in missionary was quite good. She slipped out. It was then less comfortable. She suggested doggy. Not my favourite. She did her thing. I tried to get into it, it just wasn't particualrly engaging.
I eventually came. I lay there whilst she cleaned up around me. I then got up, dressed and left. She was polite and friendly but I wasn't inspired to check the time.
On getting back to the car I realised I had 20 minutes under the hour, but leaving was my choice. I hadn't confirmed a second round. Wasn't too fussed.
Nothing made me scream this is terrible. Nothing just made me want to scream excitedly either. YMMV
Scrapes a neutral.
