British Fun Girl(Was Roxy-Fox-X at the time)
Link:External Link/Members OnlySummary:No!
Price: 1Hr £150 + 30 for CIM
Comms:All through texts, a few days in advance. Fairly quick responses, coherent, decent. Suggested deposit to prevent double booking as so far in advance but was OK with me declining that.
Location:Grotty flat in grotty little village of Muirkirk. Place was stuffed with most of her belongings on shelf units you had to squeeze past to get to the bedroom. The bedroom itself was reflective of her madness. The bed was piled high with the entire country's supply of cushions and access was through (i.e. duck under) sheer material draped between 2 wardrobes. Cushions not removed for the event - had to basically lay on top / burrow feet beneath them. Rest of her possessions in the corridor outside her flat - 2nd floor, no lift.
The Girl:Nutty as a fruit cake. Complete loon. Hair like Einstein's in the famous tongue-out picture, albeit much longer and slightly ginger - her hair, that is. In short, just as in her pictures. Not all that attractive, but not at all bad looking. Friendly enough. Very slim, not at all unhealthy looking though, as some have said.
The Event:Arrived to nearby street and then texted 10 mins to go. Got reply in the form of a phone call, was told to hang on whilst she finished her makeup. Texted bang on with flat details.
Opened door in thin robe, fully open, and some fancy knickers, slender body and lovely bare tiny tits on show. Not quite what I'd asked for but not too far off. She gave me a kiss.
Asked for shower - very slippy bath, nothing to hold on to, bathroom reflected state of building.
Then did paperwork, & was led to bedroom.
Services used - massage - pleasant, but not at all erotic, despite pretty strong hints of ".. my bum please" , "..now my inner thighs please". Nice enough, though. Cowgirl. Oral without. Before the oral asked for swallow and was told "I don't do that but I do CIM at £30 extra" Agreed to that but disappointed as swallow at discretion is on likes list, I guess I'm part of her discretion, although I suspect everyone else is too. Also, confusingly, CIM is stated as £50 per hour but £30 requested. Still don't get the per hour part. Also asked to be warned when the pop was imminent. This was all done within about 35 minutes into the hour.
To my great disappointment she then left the room and barely came back at all, just popping in briefly here and there. Admittedly she did have hiccups and was trying to stop them but still! Asked for more massage, got a few seconds of this before she ran off again. Told me time was up at about 10 minutes to go. Went for another shower and was, frankly, glad to get out of there, never to return.
Conclusion: Again, No!
Cons: Seemed to think the hour finished when I came.
Would have been quite expensive even without that flaw
Horrible pokey flat
Mad woman, said she was an artist
Utter waste of time, zero attention after 1st pop.
Pros: Slim with tiny tits - I do like that, many might not.
Her tight pussy was also a positive.
Something away from the cities - might be useful if you live that way or passing by
Would I go back? Not even if
she was paying
me.
