Had a few days in Krakow in June, seemed like a good choice initially but a bit of a mixed bag once I did more research in the few days leading up to it. Half of the reviews on here state they found it almost impossible to arrange punts and the other half say its fine if you have a Polish contact who can arrange bookings for a fee and that’s what I found as someone in the first group.
Day 1Got a Polish Orange SIM card, 6 zl (£1.20) from a small shop in the Galeria Krakowska shopping center for 6 GB data and unlimited calls/texts. Set it up and had a look at escort.club. When you first filter to Krakow there are 600+ ads listed, however when you then choose Ladies who speak English and provide OWO at a reasonable price (e.g. <150 euros/hour, I don’t fancy paying UK prices in Poland) then you are down to 68 ads with a number of them unattractive, this was my error when booking my flights and accommodation as I believed there was far more choice than there actually is for my preferences.
Fired off texts and whatsapp messages to a number of ladies, mostly no response,
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Eventually gave up and arranged a body to body massage later that evening with
External Link/Members Only after reading a good review on here. Never had an erotic massage before, always seemed a bit pointless to me paying punting prices or close to them for no sex or BJ but figured I may aswell give it a try as I didn’t fancy risking some bait and switch escort. Arranged via whatsapp, there was no question of which girl I wanted so I assume there was only 1 working at that time (booked for 11pm) but when I messaged a couple of days later they replied back with photos of 4 girls. Location is Fryderyka Chopina, they tell you the number in advance and then when you message a couple of minutes before they tell you what buttons to press on the keypad, ground floor of an apartment building.
The girl looked in her late 20s, very average facially and she was borderline chubby. Not attractive to me, not ugly but just not my preference so I thought this might be a bit of a struggle. Had chosen the gold package with shared shower for 350 zl (£70) and this was nice, she tells me I can touch everywhere except her pussy. We lather each other up and we are stood in a hugging position, enjoyed her ass whilst she wanked me, hadn’t wanked for about 2 weeks before my trip so only took a few minutes to blow my load. Clean off and into the next room where the mattress is on the floor. First 20 minutes lay on my front, oil was the perfect temperature and she was very attentive to my upper back and neck. Flipped over and particularly enjoyed when she simulated cowgirl, with my cock sometimes grazing her stomach or inner thighs but never her pussy of course. Started to wank me but for whatever reason I couldn’t finish, maybe needed longer after the first one, as it was coming up to the hour she noted the time so eventually stopped and showered separately before I headed off. Decent for my first massage.
Day 2Didn’t bother attempting to arrange anything on this day, couldn’t really fit it in around the places I was seeing and had been put off somewhat by the time wasted trying to book an escort the previous day.
Day 3Decided I would try a cheap pump and dump. Booked
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For some reason I didn’t engage my brain at all when looking through the ads as I realised afterwards there’s no way a woman with that body would be so cheap. Indeed it was a complete bait and switch. Location was another apartment block on Podzamcze. The woman was about 50, Polish with curly blonde hair. As I was already there I figured I may as well see given the price. Was offered a shower but skipped as had showered before I set off.
Paid the 150, took my clothes off and lay on the bed, she puts a condom on and I asked for OWO (listed on the profile) but she said this was 50 zl more. Did consider paying it as its only £10 but was already annoyed about the bait and switch. She answered her phone and starts talking with her friend whilst wanking me, cock was completely soft. Thankfully only lasted about 30 seconds, once call ended then the OW was surprisingly good, lot of ball massaging, had this for about 5-6 mins, considered getting her to finish me like this but figured I would try sex. This was very much going through the motions, first mish which was decent but legs started getting tired due to the angle, changed to doggy and this did nothing for me, started going soft. She put a new condom on to give me OW and get me hard again, back into doggy and stayed hard but still wasn’t doing much. Lay back down for OW to finish, she started asking me about who was gonna win the Euros in between sucks, did not want to be thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo at this moment! Took a while and had to delve deep into the wank bank but finished with combo of HJ and OW. Quickly got dressed and left.
Day 4Figured I would have another body to body massage today. Messaged
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Had a browse of the massage ads on escort.club, there is a mix of independents and agencies. Booked a
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Photos and age are accurate, absolutely gorgeous body and peachy arse with a pretty face. Very welcoming and then she left me to my shower before taking hers. She came into the room and we had a brief chat about my time in Krakow before starting the massage. Lay on my front and enjoyed watching her in the mirror the whole time, loved her touches of my taint and her rubbing her boobs starting from the back of my ankles all the way up to my neck. She also had a very sensual technique of walking her fingers along my arms up to my shoulders which felt incredible, as did the touches between our palms.
I then flipped onto my back and she started very quickly with a teasing handjob in between rubbing her tits on my cock and chest. Built up really nicely here, including her sitting on my chest in reverse cowgirl and wanking me off slowly whilst I enjoyed the sight of her oiled arse. She turned around again and sat with her knees either side of my right leg and started to wank me quicker and quicker, few more minutes and the orgasm was incredible, she managed to get every last drop out of me. I only checked the clock after this and we had gone over the hour by 5 minutes, if she had mentioned the time I might have gotten anxious about whether I would finish but it was nice of her to be so patient.
She cleaned me up with wipes and we then spent a good 10 minutes in the same position just chatting about Krakow, her visits to London and other destinations we have both visited, the whole time she was stroking up and down my leg as if it was second nature to her, was lovely to be so relaxed. It capped off a fantastic hour, genuinely one of the best sessions with any escort/masseuse I’ve ever had and so I tipped her an extra 40 zl, the kind of girl that I’d be visiting regularly if I lived there. A superb end to my time in Krakow.
OverallLots of nice places to see and good food but I found it frustrating for sex, the massage on the last day stopped it from being a waste on the punting side. Really I should have prepared better although I’d imagine it is even harder to get responses when messaging from a UK number. Have noted on ISG also a lot of guys discussing their frustrations with booking escorts.
Also signed up to erodate.pl on the 3rd day and was not able to arrange anything, not sure what I was doing wrong. Fired off messages to around 30 women at once with no replies back, I had a picture on my profile where I was looking clean and presentable and I offered 500 zl for a couple of hours. I did read on here to offer 500 for the average women and 1000 for the fit ones but I thought I may at least get some responses proposing 700 or 800. All the women I messaged had “sex with no commitment” listed on their profiles too.
Next time in Poland I wonder if Wroclaw might be the better option as there are more students.
