Visited: Jul 2024.
Location: Busy area in West Croydon. They text the street name, which is a T-road. Duh!!
External Link/Members OnlyHad my eye on this profile and the one positive review tallies with my vision. i.e she will be thicker than pics but I can live with that, given the lack of choices.
Comms/Maid: 100% certain a maid handles the comms. Text message has the same format used by the maid that manages Gigi Thai (
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=372841.0), where its ends, “I don’t do A-levels but give good service”.
Booked and confirm a 15min meet for my preferred time. £60 including RO and OWO.
Send a text to say I’ll be there in 15mins (my agreed time). Saw a reply “No No” pop up on my screen whilst driving. Followed by, “be here in 10min”?? Replied OK.
Decided to swing by the road to check out what’s happening. Fuck me it’s like a paparazzi hang out (exaggerated but you get the picture).
One bloke is standing at the mouth of the T-road busy texting.

Park (paid) up nearby and make my way. Texting I’m here. Same bloke is now on phone looking very agitated. Got a reply wait to 10min.
Judging the clientele hanging round, my vision of receiving OWO and giving that pussy a right tongue session, slowly began to melt away. Will settle for standard PnD to empty balls, without the trimmings then!
Angry guy walks off, then out of nowhere a HUGE drunk looking guy is having a piss by the bins. He must have just got served and didn’t ask to use the toilet?

10min up. Ask if she’s ready, with client or in shower. Got a slow reply “I’m here by myself”. Then expected her to say door… xyz.
Wait another 5min and another guy appears from road. Fuck that, I’m out. 20mins later get a, “I’m ready now”.

Going to rate this a
Negative. The maid is packing all the cocks, then whoever is still around gets to ride the bike. I didn’t walk down the T-road, but wouldn’t be surprised if there were benches and a ticket queue dispenser.

Not to be over judgemental, these blokes hanging around do not look shower fresh and I’ve bump into guys on punts before. Kind of feel for the girl that has to service these guys.
Pics for recording purposes; Green tartan
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