Landra in Earls Court - Diva

[hypoviser]

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Price and duration: £300 for 1 hour + £50 for OWO
Date of visit: end of June 2024

I saw Landra recently before she left for a long holiday. She told me she will likely be back this autumn, but even if I was around then I probably wouldn’t repeat anyway. Hopefully the following review explains my reasoning..

Booking process

I had a great experience with the Diva agency. They have a slick website which is easy to navigate, the agent is friendly and responsive. I was running late and they accommodated me by rescheduling the appointment. They gave me helpful directions, etc. so I’ll be inclined to check out more of their girls.

The girl:
Landra is Romanian and stands at approx 5’4 with a slim and curvy body. Flat stomach and tan skin. She has platinum blond hair, which she bleached that way. I recall her telling me that her natural hair color is dark brown, and I think this one suits her more. A few tattoos here and there and tastefully done make up. Her boobs are big and fake (34dd allegedly), but not the best shape (not quite as perky as I like and, for reference, not as nice as Kim’s whose review I posted recently). Still hot and I got hard easily just looking at her.

Service:
The OWO was brief and she used a lot of wipes. It felt nice but ordinary, and like she was following a script. It lasted for a few minutes which imo was a bit too brief. She dressed me with a condom and we worked through a couple of vanilla positions like missionary, CG and doggy. I did enjoy the views of her bouncing titties in CG but nothing other than that really stood out to me. After about 15 min, I unloaded in the bag.

We relaxed and chatted for the rest of the appointment. She only offers 1 round, which is also disappointing imo. The conversation was a little boring and she doesn’t have much of a personality. Just very serious and matter of fact. Nothing wrong with that but I do expect some minimal GFE to get the mood right. I left feeling like it was too expensive in the end for what I got. Again, for comparison, Kim offered me a better experience at less than half the price . I will be more discerning in the future and check reviews before booking expensive girls.

In the end, Landra is still hot but the service could be a lot better for the price, so it’s hard for me to recommend her and I’ll have to rate her as “neutral”. Not negative, because she still delivered the goods so to speak in terms of service, only in a lacklustre fashion.

[tantraman]

Thanks for the review and indeed warning, hypoviser

This very much reads like a stupendously expensive P&D, which you could've had for £50 max ...

... After about 15 min, I unloaded in the bag.

We relaxed and chatted for the rest of the appointment. She only offers 1 round, which is also disappointing imo. The conversation was a little boring and she doesn’t have much of a personality. Just very serious and matter of fact ...

... and did you actually hang around for the remaining 45mins? I suspect her being "boring" was likely a tactic to make you get up and leave before the hour's up.

[hypoviser]

Thanks for the review and indeed warning, hypoviser

This very much reads like a stupendously expensive P&D, which you could've had for £50 max ...

... and did you actually hang around for the remaining 45mins? I suspect her being "boring" was likely a tactic to make you get up and leave before the hour's up.

Yes, calling it a stupendously expensive P&D is apt.

To your question…. That’s the detail I forgot to mention in my review. I was out of there in ~40 minutes because indeed I did not enjoy the conversation.

Now I remember something else.. I innocently inquired about round 2, and she gave me a long speech about how cumming twice in an hour is unreasonable and too much work for her, and most people can’t even do it, etc. I don’t punt in London very often, but it sounds like it was a shit punt and indeed I hope this serves as a warning to others (perhaps should’ve been a negative).