London / LadyNextDoor (a M/F Couple) / Chiswick

[diver ted]

TLDR - Bareback sex offered at start of booking. Declined. Confrontational male - no refund.

The female SP is currently showing on AW as both a sole profile and as part of a couple
Abigail_Massage - Female
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
(+447983895406 or 07983895406)

LadyNextDoor - M/F Couple
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
(+447900722371 07900722371)

Both profiles are (parked?) in Darlington currently as the location intermittently shows there for a short while but are generally based in Chiswick.
This Erobella advert for the couple shows the Chiswick area:
External Link/Members Only

I saw them as a couple in Chiswick within time constraints. At time of booking I did not realise the female SP had her own sole AW profile and was also a part of this couple. UKP would have saved me £220!
 
I paid £220 for 60 minutes

Comms           All arranged by phone messages with male. Bit erratic - took a little while to arrange.
Locn               A terraced house in Chiswick, didn't observe any parking nearby. I used an Uber from Kew Bridge station though it was only a short distance.
Accomm         Run-down, dilapidated and unclean, really really basic, no shower offered, bathroom grotty and spartan - no towels, no cleaning materials etc      
SPs                 No faces on either profile but photos appear accurate, of note she has a slightly lazy eye.
Action             In the bedroom his phone was in his hand (think he may have been initially recording me as I came in from using the toilet). He was very jumpy and agitated, seemed to be rushing to speak and do things, she then came in to the bedroom (the angled photos on AW flatter her considerably). She stripped off very quickly and laid on her back on the bed, he mounted her, thrust away and came inside her within a very short time - no condom used by him. I had remained standing and fully clothed. It felt everything had happened at breakneck speed. He then stated that I looked clean and could engage in bareback sex with her if I wanted to do so.
When I booked nothing on the AW profile had suggested that this would be offered and the messages to and from him had advocated covered penetration - bareback sex is however now shown on the AW profile as available but - Only with regular clients who have had a recent test done. Not on first date

I declined any interaction with either of them, told him I wouldn't be taking any part due to his offer of bareback sex and that I was leaving. I also told him that I would not have booked had it been clear that bareback sex was an option. He became quite confrontational towards me stating they were clean, I had watched them having sex, they had set aside time for the booking etc. He also threw in a bit of racism and made a comment about only offering bareback to people based on their skin colour....

Despite any lack of participation from me, no refund was offered, the confrontational behaviour continued as if I had insulted them and I duly left. Including visiting the toilet - this all occurred within ten minutes. Booking them was an expensive mistake.
 
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[Stevelondon]

Thanks for the warning Ted. Not that I’m into FMM stuff anyway and there is definitely nothing about these profiles that would attract me anyway.

I’m guessing you must have stumped up the fee immediately on arrival. Cos a grubby set up would have had me walking anyways.

Sorry to read you lost the dosh. Punting game always fraught with dangers innit.
Back on the bike buddy. 👍🏻

[patelprat]

5 reviews across them both, all negative.
Hopefully people will heed the UKP intel.

[diver ted]

Thank you Stevelondon.
A bit of mental arithmetic and I estimate the total cost of my lifetime's punting (to date!) in the hundreds of thousands (in today's terms) - the vast majority of which has been positive.

I asked myself the question - do I regret any of it?

Edith Piaf provides an excellent response, "Non, je ne regrette rien" and adds with her final words, - 'Every damn thing you do in this life, you have to pay for'.
DT