Author Topic: Best Brazilian in Town…: Lewisham SE13  (Read 1248 times)

Offline last_days_of_logan

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comms: pretty good...responds quickly (the maid). Maid said she was available but but when i was getting nrear she said wait. so its not a bnooking system its a first come first serve..which is okay...cause i just came later and didnt end up waiting

services: OW, sex

price: £40 for 15 mins

Venue: not the best....near a medical center, at the junction between lee high road and residential road..so not discreet. inside is quite grotty and the flat screams brothel. the room for the SP itself wasnt too bad....fit for purpose and spacious (there was another room with a different SP whose room was tiny)

Girl: Not as impressive as the photos...its her but she does not look like her photos...and the ass isnt as big as you think you are going to get from looking the vids. She is also significantly lighter skin tone wise. breast are a B cup. Her ass i would say is medium size...she is more slim thickish than anything esle......her face is narrow ...not like you would expect from the pics at all...if anything the pics stretch her face out laterally. she is cute..i would say a 6.5 facially. hip to waist ratio is not impressive but it isnt a square either maybe ration of hip to waist is about 1.4:1 kind of thing....the arch is not there when standing...and also it isnt really there when bent over....B on the scale i think...and you know how some women's hips really transform when you bend them over? Her's doesn't pop out wide as much as you would hope to compensate for the lacklustre ratio

Meh, i was underwhelmed almost completely.

Action: pretty shit...said pleasantries, got undressed...she gave me head and then laid on her back. I asked for doggy and she said "No doggy for you. You dick is too big".

And that was the end, the way my mind works is that it over thinks things and then shuts down, there was no real attraction to begin with and everything was transctionary, adding the doggy refusal just killed the wood DEAD! tried missionary and was soft...so said no thanks and then i wanted to leave cause it was a waste of time...she said "okay lets try doggy"...i was there for about 30 secs to 1 min (at ultra slow pace) and she cheekly says "cum baby"...... so she tried to rush me....another mood killer...so i pick up the pace just a tiny bit and in under 5 secs she gets off it and says sorry she cant do it.....tried miss and reverse CG but i wasnt in the moood with this SP at all. The experience was utter dross at this point...credit to her she didnt want me to have blue balls (would have been preferable cause i could have carried that to another SP) so suggest a hand job. I closed my eyes and thought of the experience with a different SP and nutted

worth mentioning as well that she only has 1 condom size i think and that shit was fucking annoyingly tight.

summary: nice girl but whole experience was shit and waste of a trip

recommend: I would say yes cause she is nice and you can have sex with her and she is more on the customer service side of things. Also she isnt the worst looking
But if you are thinking of top range entertainment and pleasure etc ...nah no way. And she is shit with girth size. Plus have seen so many SPs that look better than her

return: to her? Never...to put it into context...Kaori is better than her for my needs

these pis are NOT representative at all (her ass is nowhere near as big as this hints at). but here they are

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Offline Payyourwaymate

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ahh unlucky man. Kaori is still about? Last I remember of her she lost her cheeks and have not really seen anyone talk about her since.

Offline last_days_of_logan

ahh unlucky man. Kaori is still about? Last I remember of her she lost her cheeks and have not really seen anyone talk about her since.

aint seen kaori in time. just that she was a good reference point for shit service.

Offline Bassman

Surprised she can be so different from a video. Photos yeah, photoshop is easily available in some form. I know you can shop videos these days too but I doubt these lot have the software for that.

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aint seen kaori in time. just that she was a good reference point for shit service.

Ahh I see. You know who was legendary for shit service, Ciara. She was a badders though, don't really see black SPs that look like her at all now  :cry:.

Offline last_days_of_logan

Surprised she can be so different from a video. Photos yeah, photoshop is easily available in some form. I know you can shop videos these days too but I doubt these lot have the software for that.

mate the difference to me was fucking stark

I was like..."I thought i was going to get this melanin blessed stack booty" ...nah man.....hips were not amazingly wide and not VW arching that back .....no lie but her ass was closer to flat (ish) than it was to a 90 degree stick out. dont get me wrong there was a bit of something there but NOTHING like the pictures or what you expect in the vid

If not for the tatoo would have thought it was her younger half sister

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mate the difference to me was fucking stark

I was like..."I thought i was going to get this melanin blessed stack booty" ...nah man.....hips were not amazingly wide and not VW arching that back .....no lie but her ass was closer to flat (ish) than it was to a 90 degree stick out. dont get me wrong there was a bit of something there but NOTHING like the pictures or what you expect in the vid

If not for the tatoo would have thought it was her younger half sister

I’ve seen the VW arch thing mentioned before. Must’ve missed something. What are we talking about in relation to arch bud?

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I’ve seen the VW arch thing mentioned before. Must’ve missed something. What are we talking about in relation to arch bud?

if they are standing profile side...how much does the lower back angle out....to the further most peak of the ass.....its a measure as to how much the booty pops out

The general scale we normally use combines BOTH volume/Size and VW into one simple unit. but sometimes you want to differentiate from the two bits of info


Offline fannydango

Some brazils are the new fuxking roms.  I avoid. 

Offline Mazino

I think she's lost weight since I saw her, been about six months

Ass was better than described here

Offline Bassman

if they are standing profile side...how much does the lower back angle out....to the further most peak of the ass.....its a measure as to how much the booty pops out

The general scale we normally use combines BOTH volume/Size and VW into one simple unit. but sometimes you want to differentiate from the two bits of info

I get you. I guess the term vw threw me off lol. Either way as far out the better lol but I get it. There’s a girl at the gym. Fit as f. Would love to get up in there. Straight on looking at her from behind, arse looks lovely. When she turns to the side it’s like a magic trick lol where’d it go 🤣

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I get you. I guess the term vw threw me off lol. Either way as far out the better lol but I get it. There’s a girl at the gym. Fit as f. Would love to get up in there. Straight on looking at her from behind, arse looks lovely. When she turns to the side it’s like a magic trick lol where’d it go 🤣

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Offline crafty_jlack

She was a lot willing to please when I met her but the whole catfish (body wise) really pissed me off too. I don't understand why its so difficult for these establishments (i'm being generous) to advertise the girls you will actually see with the right pics. It drives me crazy... it's literally basic business acumen

sorry about your situation, hopefully we find a wg with a big bunda to recoup our recent L's  :dash:

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She was a lot willing to please when I met her but the whole catfish (body wise) really pissed me off too. I don't understand why its so difficult for these establishments (i'm being generous) to advertise the girls you will actually see with the right pics. It drives me crazy... it's literally basic business acumen

sorry about your situation, hopefully we find a wg with a big bunda to recoup our recent L's  :dash:

Because if they put the real woman people will not turn up. They are relying on people showing up and thinking well I'm already here so might aswell (guilty of this myself in the past). If more people walked then they would be more incentivised to put up real pictures.