I wanted to do a little brain dump of all my experiences in Morocco. Sorry in advance for the lack of structure, but hope this can be a guide for some.
IntroMorocco has been good for my soul. It is NOT a budget destination and can be quite heavy on the wallet. But speaking for myself, it has helped me in many ways. Beyond the satisfaction of spending time with some of the most beautiful women in this world, it helped me by making me more confident around the opposite gender. Growing up in London, it was instilled in me a certain category of women was beyond my reach. The beautiful girls that you see in Mayfair clubs who roll your eyes at you unless you're a 6 ft 3 mixed race footballer. The fashionnova models, the IG babes. These are the sort of women that are abundant in Morocco, without the corresponding ego (whether or not they're WGs). Something about punting in Morocco feels really organic -- these are the sort of girls you'd see in London walking about day to day. They dont * look * like hookers, if that makes sense.
AgadirWhen you land at the airport, get a local SIM. You'll need it. 4 or 5 phone kiosks in the arrivals at the aiport, all fighting for your attention. For some reason they hire really hot girls, i've always wanted to ask for their number, but usually too many people round.
Agadir is a beach town with, frankly, not a lot happening (apart from the nightlife, which I'll get to). Lots of all inclusive resorts with families on vacation, but they don't really leave the resort.
The promenade is the most happening part of town. Just start from one end and walk to the other, there'll be a decent pick of restaurants, lots of people watching opportunities. The souk in agadir is slightly removed from the tourist centre and, frankly, quite shit. If you'd like to do something fun during the day, my recommendation would be to rent a car (if you're a confident driver) and drive to Essaouira and back. Beautiful coastal route, with a number of hidden beaches and fishermans villages along the way. The Marina is also a great spot for daygame with non-WGs -- lots of cute normies sitting outside the cafes.
The food in Morocco in general is utter shite and the worst I think is in Agadir. I'm not a massive fan of couscous and tagine in morocco is not the one (unless you like the taste of raw lamb meat). I have a very diverse palate, but when in Morocco I tend to stick to French restaurants (usually operated by actual French people). L'ardoise gourmande, Pure Passion and the restaurant inside Riad villa blanche are recommended. Bayt al Mandi if you're into Arab food.
AccommodationAs you're already probably aware, this is the biggest challenge in Morocco when it comes to punting.
You have two options: find an apartment where the host doesn't mind you having guests or get a second room under the girls name in your hotel.
My tactic always is to get a hotel which is my base (I need my comforts) and then a punting apartment. I once stayed in one of the all inclusives in Agadir where I would get with German/Belgian/French tourists during the night and then punt in the midnight (as i'll get to below, the WGs dont really hit the town until 12:00AM). Why did noone tell me before European girls at all inclusive are so horny?
In terms of finding a punting apartment, yes, you need to message around on Airbnb and ask landlords if they're ok with guests. I used to be very discreet "are there any noise restrictions? I'm planning to have my birthday party, so there will be some music". Most landlord caught the drift and would get to the point straight away without further prodding. There is an apartment rental company in Agadir starting with "Vaca...." where all their apartments are guest friendly. If you're clever enough on Google Maps, you'll be able to find it. Please don't message me asking for the full name.
Getting around
Taxis are very prevalent, but I don't like using them, because they try to rip you. Rigged meters are common and so is the "you gave me 10, not 100" scam. It's usually only a matter of 5-10£, so never a life ruining sum, but still leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
Uber is not a thing.
Use inDrive. Better than Uber. It's an app where drivers bid for your ride. Drivers tend to call you when the ride is confirmed -- dont ignore the call otherwise they think youre not serious and they cancel. They usually speak French or arabic only. Pick up the phone. Say 'English, English' then hang up. Then message them (using the local sim you have now thanks to my advice of course) in arabic or french (google translate) and say 'are you coming'. They'll get the gist and come towards. You can usually get an InDrive come pick up within 5-10 minutes wherever you are.
Day puntingDay punting options are either Hammam or a girl whose contact details you got the previous night (or another night).
Hammams in Agadir are concentrated in an area called Abbattoir. The area looks pretty run down, but dont worry its safe.
There is a MASSIVE difference in the quality of girls available in hammams and the ones you meet in clubs. The ones in Hammams tend to be your village hicks. Not offensive to the eye by any means, but not in shape etc etc. I think often people go to punt in Morocco and just go to the hammams and come back thinking "what was the hype about?" for this reason. The elite girls are NOT in the hammams.
I tend to go to the hammams just for relaxation and to recover while hungover from the night before. You can get an amazing scrub me down and come out feeling incredibly relaxed. I sometime opt for a handie or a BJ, but it's usually not worth. Prices I've experienced in Agadir - 400-600 for the hammam itself; 300 for handie; 500-700 for BJ; 800-1000 for full service.
You can usually ask to see the selection of girls before you commit.
NightlifeBars don't really pick up until at least 8pm. Definitely no Costa Brava. Day drinking is not a thing. The English pub in town (called 'English Pub') looks like a Spoons and the waiters can speak in Cockney slang. Worth going just for that. Haven't ever really seen a WG here.
Moving on to actual night punting. As mentioned above, the elite girls are in the nightclubs and they dont arrive before 12am. They are usually students, work in nail salons or just straight up full time WGs and they are HOT. Think big eyes, brazilian blow drys, cute dresses. All sorts -- skinny petite teens, buxom beauties, very natural looking girls, caked up girls. Arab looking girls, more african looking, pale, tanned (in fact one unique thing about Agadir compared to the other cities is given its proximity to Western Sahara you let a lot of girls who look part arab/part black (google ethiopian girls or mauritanian girls to get an idea of what i mean)
Girls usually tend to visit another city to work -- so they're usually from Rabat, Casablanca etc just visiting.
Here's my take on some of the clubs:
Factory: Tired venue. Tired women. Not the elite girls of Morocco but very popular for some reason.
Irish Pub: This is where you meet older women if you're into that.
G7: This is inside a casino. This is where the arab guys hang out, so be wary of the resulting inflation as a result of that. Because of how the club is set up, if you don't buy a table (£££), it's very awkward to talk to girls (because everyone is sitting). The girls here are HOT though.
Naya: the only place you need to go. Having been Agadir 7-8 times now, I don't bother going anywhere else and just come here. I can't recall exactly how much entry is, but I think its 200 MAD. Tables are 1500-2000 MAD i believe. Drinks are VERY expensive inside, so drink up before hand. I have gotten tables at Naya before, but one thing I like about Naya is that it is set up like a normal club (i.e. the tables on the side, and there is a very big dance floor). So you can just walk around and mingle. It's one of the few clubs in Morocco where having a table doesnt give you much of an advantage in terms of securing the hottest girls in the place. The music and the entertainment is also top notch. I would say in terms of WG/normie split - it's probably about 80/20%. I would usually have two cocktails max (250 MAD each) then start working the floor and securing numbers. You just need to approach a girl, speak to them for 2 minutes and you can get her number that way. As said, girls arrive at 12am and they have some sort of obligation with the club to stay until at least 4am. Therefore most girls dont want to leave before that if youre ready to go. It's not that they're not interested in you. Prices are 2000-3000 MAD (there are some model looking types who have asked for 3500-4000). The assumption is that theyll stay with you the whole night but could vary -- confirm beforehand. Most girls dont like talking through a menu of items you want to do with them (And probably dont have the english for it) but i honestly wouldnt worry, moroccan girls are usually very obliging. My trick is to usually give them the impression im there for 2 weeks and id like to see them for 2 weeks every day -- they become very obedient in that way, and you avoid the awkward negotiation of services beforehand. I obviously dont see them everyday.
More costs you'll need to account for: taxi guy will want 200-300 (this is the 'girl premium') from th club to your place; the girls usually have their own taxi guy so its not an option to get an inDrive or your own taxi, they're not trying to rip you off, this is just the guy they trust (they hold on to their bags while they work etc**) so a whole arrangement has been worked out between them. 100-200 "bar fee" girls need to pay when they leave the club, you can try negotiating this into the price, but usually dampens the mood. 200-300 taxi fee for the girl to go back.
**Moroccon girls obviously cannot leave the apartment after the end of the night how they dressed at the club. Not cool in moroccan everyday society to be sluts. It's quite fun to experience. At the end of the night, she will pull out a massive Islamic dress and get changed into that before she leaves (more in Agadir than Marrakech, which is more cosmopolitan).
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Marrakech
I love this city. So much going on. Better food options. The souk is amazing. Museums are great. Restaurants are great. Feels cosmopolitan but oriental.
Restaurants: Bombay Marrakech, La Trattoria, Nobu
Bars (no WGs): Barrometre, Pointbar, African Chic
Accommodation
The majority of the airbnbs are in area called Gueliz. Very safe. Residential area. Close to restaurants and other amenities. Slightly boring though.
The nicer hotels are in an area called Hivernage. If you're going to do the hotel + punting apartment option i mentioned, you should stay in a nice hotel in Hivernage then have a punting apartment in Gueliz. Traffic is never that bad in Marrakech so you can get btween the two places within 10-15 minutes.
Marrakech is a big city, so every apartment will have a guard outside. Apartments that do allow girls usually have a '1 girl' rule - so if you're planning on bringing different girls back every day of the week, the landlord will give you an angry phone call. I usually dont give a sh-t, it doesnt usually amount to anything, but be prepared for negative Airbnb reviews (if you have reasons you need to be discreet, be mindful of these reviews -- or create another account -- or do the booking outside Airbnb once you get their number). Landlords usually find out because theres usually a CCTV camera right outside the door.
Now getting to the guard. He will be your best friend when you check in but an absolute cunt when you bring your first girl back. Be firm. 100-200 MAD is the usual tip to keep their mouth shut. The first tip you give him sets the precedent so dont offer anything more. Tell the guard to take a picture of the girls ID (She wont give it to you) in case of any trouble. I have never had any troubles with girls in Morocco but you can never be too safe -- and hence why another reason the hotel + punting apartment is a good idea so you never have valuables at the place.
Agadir of course also has guards, but I encountered them less frequently.
HammamsHammams in Marrakech, unlike Agadir, do have some stunners, but again they're not the elite. The two hammams for actual good looking girls are O Bains de Lina and Hanane Spa Centre.
ClubsPrices in Marrakech are slightly higher. I'm not going to comment on the mid level girls. The elites in the club ask for 2500-4000 for the night. You have to factor in the same other costs that I mentioned above for Agadir. All of the below have entry fees which I cant seem to recall for the life of me but its between 200-400 (one drink included).
-555 Famous Club: Slightly out of the way, you need to pay 100-200 in taxis just to get there. This is where the seasoned professionals of Kech are. These girls know how to work the floor. Very hot, stunners, but you can tell they've been around the block.[/li][/list]
-Montecristo: My favourite and consistently has some of the hottest girls in Kech. Less "professional hooker" looks. But can be hit and miss in terms of the NUMBER of quality girls. Some nights the place will be swarming with hunnies, other nights there'll be just 3 or 4 (and lots of other average girls) who most of the guys are trying to speak to. Dont get me wrong -- this isnt a club where you have to be the best looking to get a girls attention, you just need to wait you turn a bit more than other places. I once scored a girl here who looked EXACTLY like Kim K in her prime.
-Babouchka: Do not recommend. Weird table set up, not much room to move around and mingle.
-Teatro: If you're looking to enjoy the music and have a party, this is up there with some of Europe's top clubs. Only a handful of WGs there though so this is more if you want a fun night out.
Hope this will be helpful to anyone curious about a trip to Morocco. Morocco is not for the tired, the old, the lazy. It can be a bit bumpy and it is not cheap. But for those with a bit more patience, you will be rewarded with (in my opinion) the most beautiful women in the world and very organic girlfriend experiences that will stay in your memory for a very long time.[/list]
