Author Topic: Lancs_cumslut - Blackburn  (Read 7910 times)


42 review(s) for Lancs_Louise (36 positive, 4 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Kool Keef]

Offline BravoTangoZulu

Price/service: £80 H/H

Looks: milf type. Blonde, short, curvy. Age in the 50’s

Place: parked a bit down the road so was 2 min late.

Meet: very nice and polite at the start. Said no kissing but swear I saw it on her profile… Blowjob was really good, then we are in 69 and it’s going great and she tells me I’ve gone soft and won’t cum… at this point I was a bit head spun as I looked at the clock and it had only been 15 mins.

I booked half an hour and hadn’t asked for a shower so I expected this at about 20+ mins in. I was like right I’ll cum then asked if she could help me but she just said I don’t do this that or the other. Basically just refusing to provide any service

She just kept saying you’re not going to cum you shouldn’t book an escort like this. So I just gave up. I imagine she had another booking waiting as she was wanting me out of the door. I gave up and got dressed and left.

Conclusion: robbed of 10 mins. Profile is inaccurate. Good blowjob. Very much a clock watcher. Did I catch her on a bad day? Maybe. But don’t feel that’s an excuse for the attitude I received when simply being polite.

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Offline GingerNuts

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I've added Blackburn as the location as it seems to be her permanent location. Shout up if that's incorrect and it can be changed.

Offline BravoTangoZulu

I've added Blackburn as the location as it seems to be her permanent location. Shout up if that's incorrect and it can be changed.

No all good thanks. Sorry been a while since I’ve done this so trying to get back into it

Offline Bigerection

Had a blow and go from here. Cheap and cheerful and ok but she is one grumpy obnoxious bitch. Would never return.

Offline fredhiggins

Swallowing sperm is supposed to be a mood lifter.  :unknown:

Offline Southernbloke

Must admit I haven’t seen her for a while but the few times I have seen her I had a good time.

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If you've gone soft though, on many occasions there's not a lot a girl can do about it.
Maybe it's time to consider the little blue pill?

Offline Captain caveman 69

Swallowing sperm is supposed to be a mood lifter.  :unknown:
doesn't lift my mood :hi:

Offline The donald

The times I’ve seen her she never seems very happy tbh
But she gives a good bj

Offline Alf G

£80.00 for half an hour.  :bomb:
She's not worth that, she's just a blow and go sp.

There's much better options, at better prices at the massage Parlours in Prestwich.  :thumbsup:

Offline Bustydusty

£80.00 for half an hour.  :bomb:
She's not worth that, she's just a blow and go sp.

There's much better options, at better prices at the massage Parlours in Prestwich.  :thumbsup:
Yes I’d only see her for a blow n go £20

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Offline opal

Had a blow and go from here. Cheap and cheerful and ok but she is one grumpy obnoxious bitch. Would never return.

Agree with the GOB comment. Waste of £20 Id rather have a wank!


Offline Bigerection

 :lol: GOB that's her nickname sorted  :D

Offline BravoTangoZulu

Thanks. Glad to know it wasn’t just me she was bad with…

Offline pay as u hoe

I got the same response after a few minutes of her pulling my wire. When she starts repeating ‘you’re not going to come’ when chance is there. She knows most guy are going to think fuck this for a game of soldiers

Offline plungington

Yes she has a bad attitude and seemingly no interpersonal skills. Still it's  fun to come all over the face of some mardy cow like that.