Heysham Port

[kurosa1]

Hey all. So I'm stuck for the next 12 hours down a side street near Heysham Port (postcode LA3), on foot only but happy enough to wander for an hour in any direction, so about a 3 mile radius.

Does anyone know of anything / anyone in the area worth doing? Massage places, escorts, clubs, anything at all worth checking out. Any input is appreciated!

[scutty brown]

this Latvian girl is close by, never seen her myself
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She's resident in the area, not a tourer so may be OK

Thai massage parlour on Morecambe prom
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HE and B2B on offer, not FS.  Best option of the various Thai places currently in Morecambe

There's also a new Thai parlour of unknown quality in Morecambe West End opened this week, details in this thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=404967.0

you should be able to reach the Thai parlours by bus
The website for Topaz, a traditional English parlour in Morecambe seems to have vanished so I suspect she's finally given up the struggle

[blackburnian]

Hey all. So I'm stuck for the next 12 hours down a side street near Heysham Port (postcode LA3), on foot only but happy enough to wander for an hour in any direction, so about a 3 mile radius.

Does anyone know of anything / anyone in the area worth doing? Massage places, escorts, clubs, anything at all worth checking out. Any input is appreciated!

You’re stuck in the arse end of the world pal !

There’s a few massage places in Morecambe itself (Scutty Brown on here is your man ) and there used to be a parlour called Bay Babes but not sure if it’s still open , no Indy’s spring to mind

What about taking a train to Preston ? Not far away and quite a few indies on AW and a Parlour called Preston vip - it’s not a thriving scene but a whole lot better than where you are .

Bb

[scutty brown]

You’re stuck in the arse end of the world pal !

There’s a few massage places in Morecambe itself (Scutty Brown on here is your man ) and there used to be a parlour called Bay Babes but not sure if it’s still open , no Indy’s spring to mind

What about taking a train to Preston ? Not far away and quite a few indies on AW and a Parlour called Preston vip - it’s not a thriving scene but a whole lot better than where you are .

Bb

BayBabes never reopened after Covid

Train isn't an option - only one train a day each way to the harbour at lunchtime for the SteamPacket sailing

Public transport from round there is bus only - either to Morecambe or Lancaster
In Lancaster all you've got are the usual Roms and two Thai shops, better off in Morecambe for that

[scutty brown]

relevant bus timetables are Stagecoach
1/1A Heysham-Morecambe-Lancaster
2X/100 (same bus changes number mid route) Lancaster-Heysham-Morecambe-Lancaster
5 Heysham-Morecambe-Carnforth

All stop at Heysham Towers and take different routes through Morecambe West End and town centre - 5 runs until 23:00, 1A around midnight (but check online for exact times)

[scutty brown]

You’re stuck in the arse end of the world pal !

Not quite, but you can SEE the arse end of the world from there - Barrow is a couple of miles across The Bay

[scutty brown]

just an afterthought - this Chinese girl is around 100 yards from Lancaster bus station
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she's a recurring tourer, appears every few weeks staying in furnished apartments
Nice, friendly, vanilla. Offer CIM as an extra £30, but not the girl in the photos

See her, then complete the night in the pub - some very good ones in Lancaster if you like real ale.
Last bus back is around 11:50pm  (from the night stop round the back of the bus station)

[kurosa1]

Thanks for the tips fellas. I've parked down a side street and got £40 out the cash point, just waiting for a knock on the truck door 

Had a wonder around town and I don't think I'm going to be seeing much action tonight unless I can tempt a civvy with manly trucker charm.

Thanks again though guys.

[scutty brown]

Just go and have a pint in the Nuclear Arms pub, that's near the harbour

[kurosa1]

I'll go and give that a shot