External Link/Members OnlySaw Megan when she was in Brum, just off Wellington Road. AW profile at the time indicated a location much closer to the city centre.
CommsAll handled by text. One of her "regulars" was late so was pushed back about half an hour or so. Got dicked around a bit with the whole "now step into the carpark so i can see you" routine, but figured that jumping through hoops is all part of the punting experience.
MeetingPassed a punter on the way in so not the best of starts. Initial impressions of the escort however were quite good. Megan is naturally attractive and I received a warm welcome. However she was wearing a tired looking corset and some absurdly long nail extensions. A hastily slammed door in the background signaled we weren't alone.
BedroomWas ushered into a gloomy unkempt bedroom with a piece of fabric taped over the window and a mountain of clothes heaped atop the dresser. I always volunteer a shower before the act but the lack of shower facilities ruled this out. Megan seemed unconcerned with this. The next revelation was a bit more disconcerting given that she had run out of condoms. Cue pimp/boyfriend angrily stomping off to resupply.
After being made to endure some time wasting, I proceeded with my usual MO. Kissing (she apologised for her "coffee breath"), caresses, RO.
Made the mistake of asking her to take off her corset. Boy was I in for a shock. The sight that greeted me shattered any illusions that i had about her being 21. I've never seen breasts look so deflated or lacking in definition (Fried eggs anyone?). So much for it being her "Best feature". Her belly didn't fare any better either.
I decided to put her self-proclaimed DT skills to the test. She couldn't even deliver on this (i can barely muster 6 inches). When i asked if she could go any deeper she gave me some nonsense about needing to "gargle" first.
I was thankfully alerted to the end of our session when her pimp summoned her. After a tense exchange between the two i quickly got dressed as he paced angrily outside the door.
I was three minutes over time as i left the bedroom. Megan's pimp made himself scarce, slamming the door behind him as i made it to the corridor. Megan gave a doleful look as she offered her cheek for a goodbye kiss. The next punter was literally coming up the stairs as i made my exit!
Part of me wanted to give her a neutral because despite all the negatives Megan was polite, well-spoken (although very affected) and responsive. However the bad far outweighs the good and her profile is guilty of some inexcusable mis-selling.
